The brothers are talking: The first brother says he's going to buy their mother a McMansion.

The second brother says that he's gonna buy her a Ferrari.

The third brother tells them they just have no imagination.

As it turns out he's spent the past year paying a small fortune to have a parrot trained in memorizing bible verses,
because their mother loves the bible.

The mother's birthday comes and goes, and the three brothers all get the same email from their mother.

Mother "To my first son. The big house is nice, but I can hardly get up the stairs, and I have to keep the whole place clean myself."

"To my second son. The car is nice, but my eyes are so bad that I can't even drive anymore. So it just sits in the driveway."

"To my third son. You have given me the best gift of all. It was just what I wanted. Thank you son. The chicken was delicious."