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justaprogressive

(5,160 posts)
Fri Jun 27, 2025, 11:42 AM Jun 27

Nightly Prayers 🍭🍬🍫❓

One night dad was listening to little Billy say his nightly prayers.

" God Bless Momma, God Bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, bye-bye Grandpa."

Not thinking much about it, he goes to bed and the next day went to work as usual.

When he arrived home, he noticed his wife was crying.

“Honey what is wrong”.

Wife “My dad just died”.

The dad thought that was weird but didn’t think of it again.

About two weeks later, the dad is again listening to little Billy saying his prayers.

“God Bless Momma, God bless Daddy, bye-bye Grandma.”

Still not thinking anything about it, he goes to bed and the next day went to work.

When he arrived home, he noticed his wife was crying.

“Honey what is wrong?”

Wife “My mother just died”.

Now dad was a little concerned, but again didn’t think about it much.

A couple of weeks later, again the dad was listening to little Billy say his prayers.

“God bless mommy, bye-bye Daddy”.

Now the dad was scared, couldn’t sleep that night, he went to work sweating bullets all day,
trying everything he could, not to die. That evening he comes homes thinking, man, I’m safe.

Walks in the door and sees his wife crying.

“Honey, what’s wrong?”

The wife “The mailman just died”.
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