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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsA young family moved into the house next door to a vacant lot. 🍭🍬🍫❓
One day, a construction crew showed up to build a home on it.
Their 5-year-old daughter was fascinated and spent every day watching the crew work. Eventually, the rough-and-ready workers adopted her as a little mascot. They chatted with her, shared lunch breaks, and even gave her small jobs to make her feel included.
At the end of the week, they handed her a little pay envelope with a couple of dollars. Her mom was so proud and took her to the bank to start a savings account.
The teller, impressed, asked how she earned her paycheck.
The little girl said proudly, I worked last week with the crew building the house next door.
The teller smiled and asked, Will you be working there again this week?
She replied, I will - if those lazy bastards at Home Depot ever deliver the fucking sand and cement.

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(Yes I know the story is just a made up story, for a giggle.)
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