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Marthe48

(21,288 posts) Thu Jul 10, 2025, 07:30 AM Jul 10

Just heard that in England

a man reported being mugged by a guy with a toaster. I think the assailant just wanted some bread.

lol

I'll drink my coffee now

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Just heard that in England (Original Post) Marthe48 Jul 10 OP

Lol SheltieLover Jul 10 #1

Good morning! Marthe48 Jul 10 #2

Good morning, Marthe! SheltieLover Jul 10 #3

Sounds like something a crumb would do. Harker Jul 10 #4

More please! Marthe48 Jul 10 #5

Donut be buttering up the responders. lastlib Jul 10 #6

There's a hole in your argument. Harker Jul 10 #8

You sound sconeful.... lastlib Jul 10 #9

Was this reported as dark humour... Harker Jul 10 #7

If it was fake news Marthe48 Jul 10 #10

SheltieLover

(71,866 posts)

1. Lol

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 07:33 AM

Jul 10

Marthe48

(21,288 posts)

2. Good morning!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 07:44 AM

Jul 10

SheltieLover

(71,866 posts)

3. Good morning, Marthe!

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #2)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 07:45 AM

Jul 10

Harker

(16,615 posts)

4. Sounds like something a crumb would do.

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 09:49 AM

Jul 10

Marthe48

(21,288 posts)

5. More please!

Reply to Harker (Reply #4)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 09:53 AM

Jul 10

This is a story that can write its own punchlines!

lol

lastlib

(26,332 posts)

6. Donut be buttering up the responders.

Reply to Marthe48 (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 10:02 AM

Jul 10

I bagel you please.

I imagine the victim was a crusty old heel.

Harker

(16,615 posts)

8. There's a hole in your argument.

Reply to lastlib (Reply #6)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 10:49 AM

Jul 10

lastlib

(26,332 posts)

9. You sound sconeful....

Reply to Harker (Reply #8)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 12:24 PM

Jul 10

They're just dumb jokes, any way you slice 'em.

Harker

(16,615 posts)

7. Was this reported as dark humour...

Reply to Marthe48 (Original post)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 10:48 AM

Jul 10

or was it on the lighter side?

Marthe48

(21,288 posts)

10. If it was fake news

Reply to Harker (Reply #7)

Thu Jul 10, 2025, 01:33 PM

Jul 10

I got burned!

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