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elleng

(140,457 posts)
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 02:39 PM Jul 13

METROPOLITAN DIARY

Handy Hose
Dear Diary:

It was a hot, sticky July morning. I had just ridden a Citi Bike across Central Park to the East Side for an appointment with my chiropractor.

I docked the bike and began walking up Second Avenue thinking about how dirty my hands were and where I might wash them before getting my usual egg sandwich.

Just ahead, I noticed a building handyman washing down the sidewalk. I decided to approach him.

“Good morning,” I said in a cheery voice. “Would you mind washing off my hands with your power hose?”

His expression widened into a huge grin.

“Why of course,” he said.

He motioned me over to a nearby hedge so that he could rinse my hands off out of the way of the sidewalk.

I held my hands out over the hedge, palms up, and he sprayed them both with a cool blast of water. I thanked him profusely, and he
smiled again.

I think we made each other’s day.

— Carol Mills

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/07/13/nyregion/metropolitan-diary.html

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METROPOLITAN DIARY (Original Post) elleng Jul 13 OP
One of my favorite sections of the Sunday NYT! bif Jul 13 #1

bif

(26,144 posts)
1. One of my favorite sections of the Sunday NYT!
Sun Jul 13, 2025, 05:22 PM
Jul 13

I save it for bedtime. Along with the Sunday Funnies.

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