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True Dough

(24,070 posts) Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:15 PM Jul 29

How do I delete someone else's account?

No names necessary. But remember, YOU had it coming!

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How do I delete someone else's account? (Original Post) True Dough Jul 29 OP

You don't, just ignore it!!! elleng Jul 29 #1

I will demonstrate using your acct. nt BootinUp Jul 29 #2

Hey! True Dough Jul 29 #3

I'm a hacker legend in my own mind. Nt BootinUp Jul 29 #4

Have you too soured on... Xavier Breath Jul 29 #5

You know it, Xavier! True Dough Jul 29 #6

You'll need bubblegum, a paperclip, two straws, copper wire, some non-dairy creamer, and a beer. Solly Mack Jul 29 #7

Can we negotiate True Dough Jul 29 #8

I'm easy. Solly Mack Jul 29 #9

Wonderful! True Dough Jul 29 #10

That's very kind of you. Solly Mack Jul 29 #11

Step one: Purchase Democratic Underground, LLC Ptah Jul 29 #12

I'll start a GoFundMe True Dough Jul 29 #14

Hah! - but going through a Flaming makes it a very attractive thought. And, no, the Ignore UTUSN Jul 29 #13

You could just do like me and... LudwigPastorius Jul 29 #15

I appreciate the advice, Ludwig, True Dough Jul 30 #16

elleng

(140,500 posts)

1. You don't, just ignore it!!!

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:20 PM

Jul 29

BootinUp

(50,253 posts)

2. I will demonstrate using your acct. nt

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:25 PM

Jul 29

True Dough

(24,070 posts)

3. Hey!

Reply to BootinUp (Reply #2)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:27 PM

Jul 29

Wait a minute!

BootinUp

(50,253 posts)

4. I'm a hacker legend in my own mind. Nt

Reply to True Dough (Reply #3)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:29 PM

Jul 29

Xavier Breath

(6,041 posts)

5. Have you too soured on...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:35 PM

Jul 29

True Dough

(24,070 posts)

6. You know it, Xavier!

Reply to Xavier Breath (Reply #5)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 09:38 PM

Jul 29

It just seems tart all of a sudden!

Solly Mack

(95,508 posts)

7. You'll need bubblegum, a paperclip, two straws, copper wire, some non-dairy creamer, and a beer.

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 10:06 PM

Jul 29

True Dough

(24,070 posts)

8. Can we negotiate

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #7)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 10:09 PM

Jul 29

that down to just the list item on the list, Solly?

Solly Mack

(95,508 posts)

9. I'm easy.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #8)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 10:16 PM

Jul 29

Sure.

True Dough

(24,070 posts)

10. Wonderful!

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #9)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 10:27 PM

Jul 29

And now I'll confess it's not your account that I want to delete!

Solly Mack

(95,508 posts)

11. That's very kind of you.

Reply to True Dough (Reply #10)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 10:45 PM

Jul 29

And I'll confess the beer is vintage Billy Beer.

Ptah

(33,891 posts)

12. Step one: Purchase Democratic Underground, LLC

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 10:52 PM

Jul 29

Step two: Have at it!

True Dough

(24,070 posts)

14. I'll start a GoFundMe

Reply to Ptah (Reply #12)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 11:11 PM

Jul 29

Can you spare the price of a cup of coffee a day to support the dreams of a bitter man, Ptah?

UTUSN

(75,368 posts)

13. Hah! - but going through a Flaming makes it a very attractive thought. And, no, the Ignore

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 11:04 PM

Jul 29

feature has never had appeal - like an ostrich head in the sand. It's better to know what's out there than to delude oneself that it's not there.

LudwigPastorius

(13,254 posts)

15. You could just do like me and...

Reply to True Dough (Original post)

Tue Jul 29, 2025, 11:31 PM

Jul 29

close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears, and go "NANANANANANANANAN!!!".

True Dough

(24,070 posts)

16. I appreciate the advice, Ludwig,

Reply to LudwigPastorius (Reply #15)

Wed Jul 30, 2025, 05:33 AM

Jul 30

but it's only caused me trouble every time I've done it at work, especially with the boss.

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