Oreo And Reese's Team Up To Sicken Dogs

EAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo and Reese’s announced Thursday that the two iconic brands of sweets had teamed up to sicken dogs.

“The savory, aromatic peanut butter of our new treat lures the dogs in, while the chocolate coating and cookie pieces poison them,” said Oreo spokesperson Tracy King, adding that both Oreo Reese’s Cookies and Reese’s Oreo Cups were perfect for leaving on the edge of the kitchen table just within reach of your pet.

“It’s Oreos and Reese’s like you’ve never seen them before: being pumped out of your dog’s stomach at a costly vet appointment. The beloved snacks are a natural pairing, because Oreos make dogs sick and Reese’s also make dogs sick. These things are loaded with so much chocolate they could take down a Great Dane. Your dog will want to eat the whole bag, but may be violently ill and forced to leave a few for you!”

In a press release, Oreo and Reese’s announced the tagline for the new product is “We will kill your dog.”

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