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Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts) Fri Aug 8, 2025, 09:32 PM Aug 8

WTH? I went to donate blood today and all I got were questions like:

“Why’s it in a Mason jar and whose is it?”

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WTH? I went to donate blood today and all I got were questions like: (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Aug 8 OP

Maybe it belonged to True Dough Aug 8 #1

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #7

Yeah that sounds kind of intrusive. flying rabbit Aug 8 #2

Tell me about it! Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #8

ugh...don't get me started... ret5hd Aug 8 #3

Man that's plain Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #9

I asked to make a withdrawal LogDog75 Aug 8 #4

Bastards! 🤬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #10

They were probably concerned because that middle part of the mason jar lid was popped up. Marie Marie Aug 8 #5

🤐 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #11

I hate when they do that ! Nigrum Cattus Aug 8 #6

🧛 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #12

True Dough

(24,048 posts)

1. Maybe it belonged to

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 09:35 PM

Aug 8

Perry Mason?

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

7. 😬

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:27 AM

Aug 9

flying rabbit

(4,888 posts)

2. Yeah that sounds kind of intrusive.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 09:38 PM

Aug 8

You were only trying to help.

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

8. Tell me about it!

Reply to flying rabbit (Reply #2)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:28 AM

Aug 9

ret5hd

(21,734 posts)

3. ugh...don't get me started...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 09:46 PM

Aug 8

i tried to donate 3 kidneys and 2 pairs of lungs last week and all i got for my efforts was a police interrogation.

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

9. Man that's plain

Reply to ret5hd (Reply #3)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:29 AM

Aug 9

offal!

LogDog75

(789 posts)

4. I asked to make a withdrawal

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 10:43 PM

Aug 8

But I left when they looked at me suspiciously and started to pick up the phone.

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

10. Bastards! 🤬

Reply to LogDog75 (Reply #4)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:29 AM

Aug 9

Marie Marie

(10,472 posts)

5. They were probably concerned because that middle part of the mason jar lid was popped up.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 11:16 PM

Aug 8

Always a sign that the contents could be contaminated. Now the question remains- what nasty thing did you do to contaminate your blood? You can tell me - I won't tell anyone.

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

11. 🤐

Reply to Marie Marie (Reply #5)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:30 AM

Aug 9

Nigrum Cattus

(906 posts)

6. I hate when they do that !

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Aug 8, 2025, 11:51 PM

Aug 8

Go online & look for a Vampire

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

12. 🧛

Reply to Nigrum Cattus (Reply #6)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:31 AM

Aug 9

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