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Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts) Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:42 AM Aug 9

When my daughter was six I worried about her being kidnapped. When she was 16 I worried about her being

returned!

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When my daughter was six I worried about her being kidnapped. When she was 16 I worried about her being (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 OP

Reminds me a story about a driver who after being chased by police for several miles finally pulls over. sop Aug 9 #1

Urp! Floyd R. Turbo Aug 9 #2

Teenagers can be trying. My wife and I decided we don't want any children, so we're telling them tonight. sop Aug 9 #3

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #7

Allow me to present my daughter, Redchief. rsdsharp Aug 9 #4

🤔 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #8

Reminds me of my dad's offer to take Mom to Hawaii for their 40th anniversary..... lastlib Aug 9 #5

😁 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #9

I thought you were going to say knocked up. Rizen Aug 10 #6

😬 Floyd R. Turbo Aug 10 #10

sop

(15,630 posts)

1. Reminds me a story about a driver who after being chased by police for several miles finally pulls over.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:48 AM

Aug 9

The cop walks up to his car and asks, "Why didn't you stop when you saw my flashing lights?" The guy replies, "My wife left me for a cop, I thought it was him trying to give her back."

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

2. Urp!

Reply to sop (Reply #1)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:49 AM

Aug 9

You’re gonna get letters!

sop

(15,630 posts)

3. Teenagers can be trying. My wife and I decided we don't want any children, so we're telling them tonight.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #2)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 11:59 AM

Aug 9

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

7. 😬

Reply to sop (Reply #3)

Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:07 PM

Aug 10

rsdsharp

(11,218 posts)

4. Allow me to present my daughter, Redchief.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 01:28 PM

Aug 9

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

8. 🤔

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:08 PM

Aug 10

lastlib

(26,501 posts)

5. Reminds me of my dad's offer to take Mom to Hawaii for their 40th anniversary.....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sat Aug 9, 2025, 03:25 PM

Aug 9

....and go back to get her for their 50th.......

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

9. 😁

Reply to lastlib (Reply #5)

Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:08 PM

Aug 10

Rizen

(934 posts)

6. I thought you were going to say knocked up.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:06 PM

Aug 10

Floyd R. Turbo

(30,664 posts)

10. 😬

Reply to Rizen (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 10, 2025, 09:08 PM

Aug 10

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