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niyad

(126,336 posts) Mon Aug 11, 2025, 07:56 PM Aug 11

11

The Daily Bitch*: "How many cats do I have to have before people

leave me alone???"

*Both a noun, and a verb, depending on usage.

25 replies

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The Daily Bitch*: "How many cats do I have to have before people (Original Post) niyad Aug 11 OP

Wrong animal, you need a Komodo Dragon. marble falls Aug 11 #1

Won't it eat all my house plants? niyad Aug 11 #7

Not at all. But it will take care of any cats. marble falls Aug 11 #15

One Bengal Tiger ought to do it. Permanut Aug 11 #2

Darn, I had not thought of that. Thank you! niyad Aug 11 #8

Great question! SheltieLover Aug 11 #3

. . . niyad Aug 11 #10

''The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' Donkees Aug 11 #4

Shudddder. I think I will pass on that one! niyad Aug 11 #9

I was told there would be no math. surfered Aug 11 #5

Oh dear, they lied to you! niyad Aug 11 #11

Again! surfered Aug 11 #13

you neeed a c rocodilliahoosits . or a navigator . AllaN01Bear Aug 11 #6

Why a navigator? niyad Aug 11 #12

alligaqtor. 3 stooges slang. AllaN01Bear Aug 12 #16

. . . niyad Aug 12 #17

One. A lioness. LoisB Aug 11 #14

Excellent thought. niyad Aug 12 #18

No more than two LogDog75 Aug 12 #19

"pretend" the cats are speaking? But they actually do. niyad Aug 12 #21

Then you're all set! LogDog75 Aug 12 #25

You only need ONE justaprogressive Aug 12 #20

That works! niyad Aug 12 #22

Someone with three or more parrots Danascot Aug 12 #23

I knew a person with a dozen parrots. Fortunately, I did not have to niyad Aug 12 #24

marble falls

(67,523 posts)

1. Wrong animal, you need a Komodo Dragon.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:04 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

7. Won't it eat all my house plants?

Reply to marble falls (Reply #1)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:14 PM

Aug 11

marble falls

(67,523 posts)

15. Not at all. But it will take care of any cats.

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 10:38 PM

Aug 11

Permanut

(7,496 posts)

2. One Bengal Tiger ought to do it.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:19 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

8. Darn, I had not thought of that. Thank you!

Reply to Permanut (Reply #2)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:14 PM

Aug 11

SheltieLover

(72,978 posts)

3. Great question!

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:21 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

10. . . .

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #3)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:16 PM

Aug 11

Donkees

(32,981 posts)

4. ''The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger''

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:25 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

9. Shudddder. I think I will pass on that one!

Reply to Donkees (Reply #4)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:15 PM

Aug 11

surfered

(8,689 posts)

5. I was told there would be no math.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:32 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

11. Oh dear, they lied to you!

Reply to surfered (Reply #5)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:17 PM

Aug 11

surfered

(8,689 posts)

13. Again!

Reply to niyad (Reply #11)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 10:13 PM

Aug 11

AllaN01Bear

(27,161 posts)

6. you neeed a c rocodilliahoosits . or a navigator .

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 08:44 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

12. Why a navigator?

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #6)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 09:18 PM

Aug 11

AllaN01Bear

(27,161 posts)

16. alligaqtor. 3 stooges slang.

Reply to niyad (Reply #12)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 09:05 AM

Aug 12

niyad

(126,336 posts)

17. . . .

Reply to AllaN01Bear (Reply #16)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 09:44 AM

Aug 12

LoisB

(11,431 posts)

14. One. A lioness.

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Mon Aug 11, 2025, 10:35 PM

Aug 11

niyad

(126,336 posts)

18. Excellent thought.

Reply to LoisB (Reply #14)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 09:44 AM

Aug 12

LogDog75

(789 posts)

19. No more than two

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 11:59 AM

Aug 12

When someone stops by, pretend the cats are speaking to you and carry on a conversation with the cats. Then ask the person what they thought of what the cats said.

That should do it.

niyad

(126,336 posts)

21. "pretend" the cats are speaking? But they actually do.

Reply to LogDog75 (Reply #19)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 01:10 PM

Aug 12

LogDog75

(789 posts)

25. Then you're all set!

Reply to niyad (Reply #21)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 08:55 PM

Aug 12

justaprogressive

(5,172 posts)

20. You only need ONE

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 12:50 PM

Aug 12

Badass Cat!!

niyad

(126,336 posts)

22. That works!

Reply to justaprogressive (Reply #20)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 01:10 PM

Aug 12

Danascot

(5,110 posts)

23. Someone with three or more parrots

Reply to niyad (Original post)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 05:12 PM

Aug 12

is a good indication you should avoid that person.

You don't need all those cats.

niyad

(126,336 posts)

24. I knew a person with a dozen parrots. Fortunately, I did not have to

Reply to Danascot (Reply #23)

Tue Aug 12, 2025, 07:25 PM

Aug 12

deal with them.

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