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debm55

(50,163 posts) Sun Aug 17, 2025, 09:09 PM Sunday

Last one--How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?????

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Last one--How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood????? (Original Post) debm55 Sunday OP

Woodchuck says Solly Mack Sunday #1

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH, Excellent, Solly Mack. I love it. debm55 Sunday #3

A woodchuck could chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck rsdsharp Sunday #2

Very interesting. Thank you rsdsharp. Very interesting. So how much does the woodchuck throw.???? debm55 Sunday #4

He doesn't. He hurt his little arm. Now he's on the Injured List. rsdsharp Sunday #8

Poor liitle guy. debm55 Sunday #9

I don't know but the Geico commercial with the two woodchucks chucking wood chicoescuela Sunday #5

Gee, i didn't know there was a commercial? debm55 Sunday #6

It was five-seven years ago. You would have to Google it to see it now chicoescuela Sunday #11

I will.Thank you chicoescuela. debm55 Sunday #12

Ugh, actually 2010. chicoescuela Sunday #13

Thank you, A question for you----is a woodchuck the same as a groundhog? debm55 Sunday #14

Ha, no idea I'm a cpa and don't know much about the animal kingdom. They appear similar though chicoescuela Sunday #15

here ya go !! this. AllaN01Bear Monday #19

Chuck could chuck wood. johnp3907 Sunday #7

Why not? If he enjoys it, we should let him be. Let it be, Let it be. debm55 Sunday #10

I'm Going With None ProfessorGAC Monday #16

HAHAHAHAH, Thank's funny. ProfessorGAC. debm55 Monday #17

16 tons ... surrealAmerican Monday #18

But how do know that they can't chuck(throw) wood.???? debm55 Monday #20

Solly Mack

(95,490 posts)

1. Woodchuck says

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 09:31 PM

Sunday

5 pieces

debm55

(50,163 posts)

3. HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH, Excellent, Solly Mack. I love it.

Reply to Solly Mack (Reply #1)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 09:37 PM

Sunday

rsdsharp

(11,215 posts)

2. A woodchuck could chuck all the wood that a woodchuck could chuck

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 09:32 PM

Sunday

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

debm55

(50,163 posts)

4. Very interesting. Thank you rsdsharp. Very interesting. So how much does the woodchuck throw.????

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #2)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 09:40 PM

Sunday

rsdsharp

(11,215 posts)

8. He doesn't. He hurt his little arm. Now he's on the Injured List.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #4)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 10:28 PM

Sunday

This may hurt him at contract time.

debm55

(50,163 posts)

9. Poor liitle guy.

Reply to rsdsharp (Reply #8)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 10:43 PM

Sunday

chicoescuela

(2,237 posts)

5. I don't know but the Geico commercial with the two woodchucks chucking wood

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 10:04 PM

Sunday

is my favorite if that helps.
Nope, probably not

debm55

(50,163 posts)

6. Gee, i didn't know there was a commercial?

Reply to chicoescuela (Reply #5)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 10:06 PM

Sunday

chicoescuela

(2,237 posts)

11. It was five-seven years ago. You would have to Google it to see it now

Reply to debm55 (Reply #6)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 11:15 PM

Sunday

debm55

(50,163 posts)

12. I will.Thank you chicoescuela.

Reply to chicoescuela (Reply #11)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 11:17 PM

Sunday

chicoescuela

(2,237 posts)

13. Ugh, actually 2010.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #12)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 11:18 PM

Sunday

debm55

(50,163 posts)

14. Thank you, A question for you----is a woodchuck the same as a groundhog?

Reply to chicoescuela (Reply #13)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 11:21 PM

Sunday

chicoescuela

(2,237 posts)

15. Ha, no idea I'm a cpa and don't know much about the animal kingdom. They appear similar though

Reply to debm55 (Reply #14)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 11:23 PM

Sunday

AllaN01Bear

(27,153 posts)

19. here ya go !! this.

Reply to debm55 (Reply #14)

Mon Aug 18, 2025, 07:51 PM

Monday

Woodchuck and groundhog are common terms for the same animal, the rodent with the scientific name of Marmota monax. Most closely related to squirrels, woodchucks actually can climb trees and also swim.

johnp3907

(4,094 posts)

7. Chuck could chuck wood.

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 10:20 PM

Sunday

But would Chuck?

debm55

(50,163 posts)

10. Why not? If he enjoys it, we should let him be. Let it be, Let it be.

Reply to johnp3907 (Reply #7)

Sun Aug 17, 2025, 10:46 PM

Sunday

ProfessorGAC

(74,069 posts)

16. I'm Going With None

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2025, 05:18 PM

Monday

They've become spoiled and they're living off their laurels.
It's sad, really.

debm55

(50,163 posts)

17. HAHAHAHAH, Thank's funny. ProfessorGAC.

Reply to ProfessorGAC (Reply #16)

Mon Aug 18, 2025, 05:45 PM

Monday

surrealAmerican

(11,678 posts)

18. 16 tons ...

Reply to debm55 (Original post)

Mon Aug 18, 2025, 07:43 PM

Monday

... but what do they get? - another day older and deeper in debt.

It's just as well they can't chuck wood.

debm55

(50,163 posts)

20. But how do know that they can't chuck(throw) wood.????

Reply to surrealAmerican (Reply #18)

Mon Aug 18, 2025, 10:31 PM

Monday

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