Of course, I’ve also said that about larger, more dangerous animals as well. Friends & family can’t seem to dissuade me. I’ve held a falcon on my arm, a lion cub that took up my entire lap, and cuddled up next to a black bear. Next, I’d like to get close to a cheetah, whose personality I trust more than any other large cat.

"Oh yeah, right there. yeah, perfect spot."

Capybaras eat their own poop, which gives the something in common with their Republican cousins.