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kairos12

(13,412 posts)
Wed Oct 1, 2025, 05:31 PM Wednesday

One day a MAGA died after 40 years of marriage.

The dutiful wife phoned the local newspaper and told them to put his obituary in the paper. The obituary should read "Bob is Dead."
The newspaper agent, 'surely he had a long life and you can say more. Besides the first 6 words are free."

The wife said, "OK, Bob is dead. Boat for sale."

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