and I replaced the head. That’s my grandfather’s axe.

(Me and Dad was cousins, but we’s alright!)

Because that's my plan.

So I got a new doctor.

Sorry, but I couldn't resist.

I just ran with it.

but next time make the handle out of wood and the axe head out of metal. I think you are smarter than you think and you already know that. The fact that you are on DU means your smarter than alll those Americans that did not vote for Harris.

I plan on chopping up some steel with it.

My concept here is that old saying "opposites attract".

Beautiful craftsmanship, btw.

Finding horseshit on the internet, and then posting it here.

I did come up with the OP title all by myself though!

trump would. He specializes in taking credit for others’ work.

That thing took me several hours to make!

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Lucky J. Charms
President of the United Axe Makers Association.

😀

Sorry.

have a nice hatchet.

Thank you, Deb.

... and they thought it was one of them.''


Then along came an axe with a wooden blade. They voted for that one instead, and the forest was saved.

I also made a tree knife!

Your axe is proof that you are very smart indeed.

Thanks for sharing!

'A person who never made a mistake, never tried anything new".

Trying to figure out if i could make that, just for the heck of it.

Did you bury the hatchet or give anyone a spitting headache?

It's another one of my "Skills".

You're punny!

I'm actually wondering if I could make that axe head.

This OP has me thinking about a replacement arm to an Adirondack chair that I made for a friend of mine several years ago. Took me several tries to get it right. Pic below, old vs. new.

How am I punny? I'm here to amuse you?




That's a spectacular job on the arm replacement, Lucky!

the way you tell the story and everything!

You got it all wrong, Tommy!

Whoa, whoa Anthony!

He's a big boy, he knows what he said!

Story about that chair arm:

That's wet treated lumber. I unfortunately don't own a band saw, and my jig saw would not cut that wood. It was having none of that! Also, my router was out of commission.

So I did that whole thing with hand saws to get it close, and then shaped it with the electric sander and some 60 grit sandpaper. My buddy and his wife were at a wedding the day I went over to his house to install the new arm. I knew his 20 something daughter was home when I was banging on the door, but she would not answer the door to let me in because I had not seen her in several years and she didn't recognize me.

So, I climbed over a fence with my tool bags to get into his backyard to install the arm. It took me about 2 hours to do that, because the rest of the chair was messed up, so I repaired it while I was there. He had about THIRTY talking gnomes in his backyard, and they were motion sensitive, so every time I moved, they would talk to me.

"Hey, what are you doing there"?

"Hey you, get out of here".

Imagine listening to that for two hours! So I was laughing my ass off and started talking back to the gnomes.

Pics below. Unfortunately, I didn't get a pic of the gnomes!

I hope you are having a lovely day!

What's that smoking emoji?

You don't smoke, do you?

Are you smoking weed on your break?

No smoking here.


That smoking emoji was Hendry smoking a cigarette, not me.

he had a wonderful system for doing the garlic.

That skinny guard is a real pain in the ass!

but it appears that you have a handle on it.

Until I accidently cut off a few fingers with my wooden axe!

This clip is guaranteed to make me laugh no matter how many times I have seen it, and I've watched it many, many times.

Laughing comes with a price, but it had to be done. 🪓