Santa enjoyed it.

Catfish Po Boy and fries. Die Hard on the tube. (Tube is an ancient reference to a TV set for those under 60) And of course a designated team of reindeer.

Santa’s going to be bombed after all this beer!

What is shocking? Did I write it wrong?

First time I missed it in 61 years. But the encore is on next week.

that. I found someone on another thread to do your data base.

Never mind the address; I’ll just follow my nose.

I’ll floss when I get home. Hermie is such a nag.

to watch and it was on last night. First time in 61 years I missed it.

You haven’t missed it. It’s on again on December 11th.

make dolls, herbie doesn;t like to make dolls" I even bought a sweatshirt at kohls with all the Main Characters on it. Oh well I will do a reboot next week.

Steak sandwich, fries, and coleslaw.

An adult beverage and hearty sandwich.

a few good bong hits as he is delivering presents. Leave out the tray with some chronic on it and Santa might leave an extra present.

I have it on good authority that Santa would like that.

Rudolph will be extra bright that night.

… I had to read through 37 replies before someone thought to include weed. Surely, Santa would appreciate getting toasted before heading back up into the frigid December sky…

And don’t forget there should be a big, honkin’ pile of sweets to take with him.

I agree with you about the sweets.

Brain fart, past my bedtime, whatever. I’m up to speed now, thanks.

. . .and a freshly baked beefsteak pasty

...I plan to heave him a bottle of Stockton X Adam's Waterless Wash and Helmet Cleaner.

I'm glad he was wearing a helmet. I'd hate to see him get killed on that thing.

Until I heard about the milk and cookies.

I think Santa liked my goodies more,

A Chocolate Espresso Martini 🍸. I would add a box of Godiva chocolates.

...Santa deserves a shot of Jack Daniel's.

I'll leave Santa a shot! Caffeine and strong alcohol together.

and Depends

a remote South Sea Island Paradise with Mrs. Claus where people treat each other the way they want treated, where no one has heard of Republicans, politics, pollution, Amazon, Fox, cell phones, and has reruns of all the great TV Shows from the 60s to the late 90s and where Santa never has to worry about anything or making everyone else's dreams become real.

Did I miss anything?

or perhaps a turnip.
because after a while everything looks like pork pie...

happy hogswatch everybody

and milk.

He's gotta share with the reindeer and Mrs. Claus, right? 😄

I guess

Honestly, I am so dismayed to see my fellow DUers suggest it! DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!