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Duncanpup

(15,587 posts)
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 07:25 AM Dec 7

Let me know what you want for Christmas.

We’re off to see Santa Claus for breakfast my lady friend and her youngest granddaughters.
A lot of excitement with these two kiddos ages six and four even Dunc the golden chonk is coming along Santa loves dogs.

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KS Toronado

(23,054 posts)
2. I'd like kill 'em all Pete's & Tariffman's heads on a platter
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 08:52 AM
Dec 7

I know Santa won't do it but I can dream can't I?

Diamond_Dog

(39,757 posts)
4. Sophie dog says she would like a pizza with everything please.
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:02 AM
Dec 7

And a new chew tire for after dinner.

generalbetrayus

(1,497 posts)
5. My granddog Maisy wants me and my girlfriend to visit and stay with her over the Christmas break
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:37 AM
Dec 7

while her "mom" and "dad" go on vacation in her "mom's" home state. Her wish is going to come true.

Botany

(76,371 posts)
6. Yes send some money to:
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 09:39 AM
Dec 7

Kids in need of desks.
Save the Redwoods
Doug Tallamy’s Homegrown National Park
Any food bank or community organization that gives out pet food …. Give em some pet food
in 5 to 10 pound bags.

Please do not get me anything. I have enough stuff.

NNadir

(37,282 posts)
16. I tell this joke often here...
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 11:34 AM
Dec 7

In the old Soviet Union, a guy comes down each day to the newsstand and picks up a copy of Pravda - Fox News of the Soviet Union when it existed.

He looks at the front page, and throws the paper in the garbage.

It does for over a year.

Finally the newsstand guy can't stand it any more and says "Why do you just look at the front page and then throw the paper away every day?"

The guy says, "I'm looking for the obituaries."

The newsstand guy says, "They're not on the front page; they're inside the paper."

The guy answers, "The one I'm looking for will be on the front page."

I certainly feel that way..

pandr32

(13,767 posts)
12. How about he tells President Pork Rind...
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:27 AM
Dec 7

there is a gold trophy for him at the North Pole, but he drops him out of the sleigh over an open ocean without a life vest as a favor to kids everywhere.

multigraincracker

(36,940 posts)
13. The world is random like a shuffled deck of cards.
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 10:27 AM
Dec 7

I can’t change it with wishes and prayers. All I can control is how I play the hand I’m dealt.

Duncanpup

(15,587 posts)
20. The girls did get their pictures taken with Santa.
Sun Dec 7, 2025, 07:25 PM
Dec 7

Dunc sat with me he’s on the naughty list Deb.

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