And the sign said, Anybody caught trespassin' would be shot on sight, So, I jumped on the fence and-a yelled
at the house "Hey, what gives you the right?"

But now I'm going to have that song in my head all day! (LOL)

those are the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I liked 'You'll never get to work on time! Ha ha!"

I never thought they were doing it on purpose!

"Leave early tomorrow morning"

Thx!

Shucks!

As a Democrat, you KNOW what that's like!

Welcome to DU!

"My kids are already screaming mad on sugar and can teach YOU some new swears! Why do you think I'm leaving them unattended?"

Thanks for sharing.

Thanks for sharing them!

Those are hilarious! Thanks for brightening my day.

Never seen hockey played on grass, is there maybe an angry wasp community nearby?

Two misquotes find a guy in a hammock

One mosquito: Should we take it back to the hive?
Two mosquito: Hell no, the bigger ones will take it away from us.


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I once witness a flying bug of some kind change the trajectory of a thrown football there.
Some of “Bull Island” is actually below sea level.

If you look south of your position, you will see where I grew up.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Dismal_Swamp

Knowing the area, we could trade stories about the size of the mosquitoes there.

The fact that one can hear them coming from yards away should give those who are not familiar with this an idea...



We know El Mosco!!

He tended not to hunt in the summer though

Asking for a friend.

They are also supposed to have running lights, but that code is seldom enforced.

Attention to detail? I care about what United States. If they want to regulate hate speech more than we do - or anything else, that's their business JD Vance, stay the hell out of it.

"try the actual entrance" and "Pumpkin spice loving psychos."

Great way to start the day off.

TY