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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsJoke for Deb
A lawyer who had just undergone surgery emerges from anesthesia and notices that the room is dark. "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?"
And the nurse says, "There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."
Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1rb16ev/a_lawyer_who_had_just_undergone_surgery_emerges/
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Joke for Deb (Original Post)
jmbar2
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sop
(18,143 posts)1. What's the difference between God and lawyers?
God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
debm55
(58,734 posts)3. HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Great. Thank you for sharing, sop
debm55
(58,734 posts)2. Excellent. jmbar2 Very funny.
True Dough
(26,247 posts)4. Sorry, that's incorrect, deb.
It was "extremely funny," not "very funny." Better luck next time!