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jmbar2

(7,861 posts)
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 11:26 AM Yesterday

Joke for Deb


A lawyer who had just undergone surgery emerges from anesthesia and notices that the room is dark. "Nurse, why are all the blinds drawn?"

And the nurse says, "There's a big fire across the street and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation was a failure."

Credit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/1rb16ev/a_lawyer_who_had_just_undergone_surgery_emerges/
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Joke for Deb (Original Post) jmbar2 Yesterday OP
What's the difference between God and lawyers? sop Yesterday #1
HAHAHAHAHAHAH. Great. Thank you for sharing, sop debm55 Yesterday #3
Excellent. jmbar2 Very funny. debm55 Yesterday #2
Sorry, that's incorrect, deb. True Dough 21 hrs ago #4

True Dough

(26,247 posts)
4. Sorry, that's incorrect, deb.
Sun Feb 22, 2026, 02:11 PM
21 hrs ago

It was "extremely funny," not "very funny." Better luck next time!

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