Robot Secretary

John and George worked in the same company in different departments. George was visiting in John's office and after seeing his John's secretary, he took John aside and said "She's are real looker, isn't she."

John replied "I've got to let you know she's a robot."

"You're kidding" said George.

John: "No, I'll prove it to you. I squeeze her left boob and she takes dictation."
"I squeeze her right boob and she types. it"

George: "Can I borrow her for a day and give her a try?"

John: "Yes, just bring her back tomorrow."

The next day George returns with the robot and he's visually upset.

John: What's the matter?"

George: "I tried your secretary. I squeezed her left boob and she took dictation."
"I squeezed her right boob and she typed it."

John: So what's the problem?"

George: "You didn't tell me she had a pencil sharpener down there!"