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Morbius

(955 posts) Sun Feb 22, 2026, 09:23 PM 14 hrs ago

Philosophical question for married men:

If a man says something in a forest, and there isn't a woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Philosophical question for married men: (Original Post) Morbius 14 hrs ago OP

Yes, because the bear in the forest..... lastlib 14 hrs ago #1

What does your inner voice say? Alephy 13 hrs ago #2

It says I'm almost always wrong chicoescuela 12 hrs ago #3

I'm afraid so - it's science. Marie Marie 12 hrs ago #4

The Earth is a harsh mistress, nt PufPuf23 7 hrs ago #5

I don't answer philosophical questions True Dough 6 hrs ago #6

lastlib

(27,915 posts)

1. Yes, because the bear in the forest.....

Reply to Morbius (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 10:02 PM

14 hrs ago

....will hear him and report him to the woman in self-defense.......

Alephy

(148 posts)

2. What does your inner voice say?

Reply to Morbius (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 10:23 PM

13 hrs ago

chicoescuela

(2,911 posts)

3. It says I'm almost always wrong

Reply to Alephy (Reply #2)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 11:14 PM

12 hrs ago

Marie Marie

(11,121 posts)

4. I'm afraid so - it's science.

Reply to Morbius (Original post)

Sun Feb 22, 2026, 11:53 PM

12 hrs ago

PufPuf23

(9,754 posts)

5. The Earth is a harsh mistress, nt

Reply to Morbius (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 04:12 AM

7 hrs ago

True Dough

(26,247 posts)

6. I don't answer philosophical questions

Reply to Morbius (Original post)

Mon Feb 23, 2026, 05:47 AM

6 hrs ago

It helps me remain married.

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