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debm55

(60,969 posts) Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:08 PM Wednesday

Joke of the Day, Why did the coffee file a police report? Answer is---He was mugged.

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Joke of the Day, Why did the coffee file a police report? Answer is---He was mugged. (Original Post) debm55 Wednesday OP

Donut know...why? MiHale Wednesday #1

HAHHHAHHAHHA, Great answer but not the correct answer, MiHale. debm55 Wednesday #3

It had grounds? nt intheozone Wednesday #2

Sorry intheozone. Terrific answer but not the correct answer. debm55 Wednesday #4

For assault Cirsium Wednesday #5

Sorry , Cirsium but it is not the correct answer. debm55 Wednesday #6

Not to be niggling (but that's kinda my personality), but what you regularly post as "Joke of the Day" AZJonnie Wednesday #7

Thank you , AZJonnie. I look at them more as jokes. debm55 Wednesday #8

Got me on this one. I would have been way off. LoisB Wednesday #9

It;s all in fun, LoisB. debm55 Wednesday #10

...and great fun it is too. Thank you debm55. LoisB Wednesday #13

Thank you. debm55 Wednesday #14

I have had coffee EYESORE 9001 Wednesday #11

HAHHAHHHAHHAHAH. Thank you EYESORE 9001 debm55 Wednesday #12

MiHale

(13,069 posts)

1. Donut know...why?

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:10 PM

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debm55

(60,969 posts)

3. HAHHHAHHAHHA, Great answer but not the correct answer, MiHale.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:12 PM

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intheozone

(1,137 posts)

2. It had grounds? nt

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:11 PM

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debm55

(60,969 posts)

4. Sorry intheozone. Terrific answer but not the correct answer.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:14 PM

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Cirsium

(3,959 posts)

5. For assault

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:20 PM

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Someone creamed it.

debm55

(60,969 posts)

6. Sorry , Cirsium but it is not the correct answer.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:22 PM

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AZJonnie

(3,738 posts)

7. Not to be niggling (but that's kinda my personality), but what you regularly post as "Joke of the Day"

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:22 PM

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(which are fun and I appreciate the effort) are actually more "riddles" than "jokes".

Just saying

debm55

(60,969 posts)

8. Thank you , AZJonnie. I look at them more as jokes.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:25 PM

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LoisB

(13,118 posts)

9. Got me on this one. I would have been way off.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:26 PM

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debm55

(60,969 posts)

10. It;s all in fun, LoisB.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:28 PM

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LoisB

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13. ...and great fun it is too. Thank you debm55.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:32 PM

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debm55

(60,969 posts)

14. Thank you.

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:34 PM

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EYESORE 9001

(29,751 posts)

11. I have had coffee

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:29 PM

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that was so bad it warranted a call to the police 🚔

debm55

(60,969 posts)

12. HAHHAHHHAHHAHAH. Thank you EYESORE 9001

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Wed Apr 8, 2026, 12:30 PM

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