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Aristus

(72,305 posts)
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 09:34 PM 10 hrs ago

Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything.

Two shots to get the party started. Now a Scorpion. Rum, cognac, dry vermouth, orange juice, lemon juice, simple syrup, and a marischino cherry. Poured over ice in a chilled wine goblet. Yummy! Nice and citrusy.

Relaxing after a busy, but very good, rewarding day in clinic.

I love you all…

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Friday Night Vodka Buzz. Ask me anything. (Original Post) Aristus 10 hrs ago OP
That's As Good As It Gets! It's Ezra for me. WheelWalker 10 hrs ago #1
Enjoy! Aristus 10 hrs ago #2
Aristus montanacowboy 10 hrs ago #3
2023 was a good year for Cab. Aristus 10 hrs ago #4
And we love you back. A hot mulled wine for me. It is COLD out there. niyad 10 hrs ago #5
Sounds lovely. Aristus 9 hrs ago #6
Our typical yo-yo weather. The important thing was we at least got a niyad 9 hrs ago #7
It's almost as if the climate is......changing... Aristus 9 hrs ago #8
I hope you have a wonderful weekend. niyad 9 hrs ago #14
And you... Aristus 8 hrs ago #16
Thank you. niyad 8 hrs ago #17
Awesome, I have this question I've always wanted to ask someone FullySupportDems 9 hrs ago #9
Given the current level of technology, Aristus 9 hrs ago #11
Thanks, and hope it made you laugh! FullySupportDems 9 hrs ago #13
It did. Aristus 9 hrs ago #15
I believe the approach taken most seriously is to explode a hydrogen bomb below the surface, but not too big of one. eppur_se_muova 6 hrs ago #27
Does the Scorpion bite? yellow dahlia 9 hrs ago #10
Very sweetly. Aristus 9 hrs ago #12
Are your two shots to start heavy pours? Ptah 8 hrs ago #18
Yes! Aristus 8 hrs ago #20
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange? Martin Eden 8 hrs ago #19
Nobody really knows... Aristus 8 hrs ago #22
My theory? buzzycrumbhunger 6 hrs ago #26
Most oranges are naturally green, not orange. eppur_se_muova 6 hrs ago #28
What's the deal with RFK Jr's obsession with roadkill? duckworth969 8 hrs ago #21
When a worm eats your brain, anything is possible... Aristus 8 hrs ago #23
It's the smack. Wolf Frankula 6 hrs ago #24
Have One of These Wolf Frankula 6 hrs ago #25
I've never had Dubonnet on hand. Aristus 40 min ago #29

montanacowboy

(6,721 posts)
3. Aristus
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 10:11 PM
10 hrs ago

I am having a nice Columbia Valley Cabernet 2023 while laffing my ass off at the news of Cash Patel and the mumblings of the mad dictator about the war!

Aristus

(72,305 posts)
6. Sounds lovely.
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 10:28 PM
9 hrs ago

Like we’re back in frozen December, cozy warm, looking forward to ease-filled holidays…

Enjoy!…

niyad

(133,037 posts)
7. Our typical yo-yo weather. The important thing was we at least got a
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 10:33 PM
9 hrs ago

tiny bit of moisture. Fingers crossed that the mountans got a lot more.

Aristus

(72,305 posts)
8. It's almost as if the climate is......changing...
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 10:38 PM
9 hrs ago

I’ve moved on to a Lounge Lizard (how appropriate!). Rum, amaretto, and cola.

I look forward to this all week: resting, watching TV, pleasantly buzzed, no work tomorrow…

FullySupportDems

(460 posts)
9. Awesome, I have this question I've always wanted to ask someone
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 10:46 PM
9 hrs ago

In terms of saving the world, do you think if we deflected the planet killing asteroid coming at earth by hitting it with something that would stick to it, instead of blowing it up with explosives, that might work without turning it into dangerous and still planet killing pieces still coming at us? I mean, don't you think there ought to be something we can make sticky in a vacuum, right? How hard can it be?

Just wondering. Friday buzz of the herbal variety Love your drink descriptions!

Aristus

(72,305 posts)
11. Given the current level of technology,
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:00 PM
9 hrs ago

it shouldn’t be too hard to soft-land a rocket booster on the meteor, engines-out, and do a course-correction burn to move it off the collision path.

Blowing it up would just increase the amount of potential debris colliding with the Earth.

Enjoy your herbal buzz. One of the best kinds, since no hangover.

Just not accessible to those subject to regular urine drug tests…

FullySupportDems

(460 posts)
13. Thanks, and hope it made you laugh!
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:18 PM
9 hrs ago

You did say anything! It always cracks me up when I see that. Much appreciation for the humorous responses.

I hope one day soon it's not a prohibited substance. Been there, hated it. Have a wonderful evening!

Aristus

(72,305 posts)
15. It did.
Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:24 PM
9 hrs ago


Someday…

Back before I started working for the man, I could enjoy a little sublingual. Ease into the weekend. Not anymore. But someday…

eppur_se_muova

(42,098 posts)
27. I believe the approach taken most seriously is to explode a hydrogen bomb below the surface, but not too big of one.
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 02:17 AM
6 hrs ago

The high temperature reached by the explosion (100s of millions K usually cited) will volatilize anything, including refractories, and an explosion near the surface will eject a great deal of mass, including rock, dust, vapor, and plasma, all serving as reaction mass for a very short-lived rocket engine. I don't know what calculations have shown the optimum depth to be, but it may be a substantial fraction of the diameter. You don't want to waste the energy of the explosion on high-velocity shrapnel so much as create as much hot, compressed, low-molecular-weight gas as possible for that temperature -- the most effective reaction mass has the lowest momentum per particle, with individual atoms (in practice, molecules) being optimum. The hot exhaust may continue to escape to the surface for some time after the individual explosion, suggesting even a tunnel between the bomb and surface, which only needs to last long enough to enable most of the gas to escape.

Comets, made of mostly volatile materials, should be particularly effectively deflected, but also in greater danger of falling apart.

PS: An explosion directed out of the ecliptic plane should move a comet or asteroid into a more out-of-plane orbit, with fewer opportunites for close approaches. This may represent the most beneficial change for the least amount of energy.

PPS: IIRC, this is how the inkjet printer was discovered. An engineer accidentally touched a hot soldering iron to a syringe containing liquid, and the increase in pressure caused it to shoot out a few droplets of liquid.

Aristus

(72,305 posts)
20. Yes!
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 12:19 AM
8 hrs ago

In recognition of the fact that Washington is a free-pour state. The better you tip, the better your repórt with the bartender, the stronger your drink will be.

Martin Eden

(15,711 posts)
19. Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 12:08 AM
8 hrs ago

This was asked many years ago, but never really answered.

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,991 posts)
26. My theory?
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 01:53 AM
6 hrs ago

It’s all about the beta-carotene. And density. The fact that I’m crunching my way through a snack pack of baby carrots at this moment may have influenced my opinion.

I should maybe dig out my Laphroaig so I have a better excuse for falling into such a random discussion.

duckworth969

(1,388 posts)
21. What's the deal with RFK Jr's obsession with roadkill?
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 12:20 AM
8 hrs ago

A reporter asked him that ? but Rat F*** King Jr refused to answer.

Since we’re drinking, now’s the time for reckless speculation.

Wolf Frankula

(3,841 posts)
25. Have One of These
Sat Apr 18, 2026, 01:36 AM
6 hrs ago

1 1/2 ounces light rum.
1 1/2 ounces Dubonnet blanc vermouth.
3 dashes orange bitters.
Combine, shake vigorously and poured into a chilled glass.

From Wolf Frankula who is finishing a pint of triple IPA.

Btw that is a British cocktail. I never saw it when I was in Johannesburg.

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