Very, very down and depressed.
See, it's like this.
That True Dough guy has some music thread in the lounge that has something like 2 billion views.
This is making me seethe with jealousy and feelings of inadequacy. So what I would like to do in this thread is to see if I can get AT LEAST 10 responses to my piddly little OP here. I don't care how long it takes...at least 10 responses would help me ease my jealousy. Of course, if you would be so kind as to get this thread up to 30 billion views like True Dough has, that would be fantastic, and I would probably never feel inadequate about anything ever again.
Now, in order to keep things simple, I would like all responses to be some variant of "That's very interesting, Lucky". I'm not going to be very picky about the exact wording of your response...you can say things like:
That's very interesting, Lucky.
Wow, Lucky. That's really interesting.
Wow! That's fucking interesting Lucky!
Holy shit, Lucky! That's really interesting!
Again, I only need 10 responses to feel better about this whole thing. But, if you can get me up to 45 billion responses, like True Dough has, that would be really interesting.
Thank you in advance.
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I’m with you brother.
I’m an artist and author promoting my work on Instagram. KMN
Buck up little buckeroo.
We, the invisible, Love ya!
Actually, my computer can't even load that thing, so no worries
Your threads are the bestest!
Get a puppy.
But it sounds like you need a little love...
Pucker up!
Good luck!
Probably over 7,000 by now! 
I think it's titled, Name a song title that starts with the last letter of the song posted before.
on edit: Deleted space. Pretty sure TrueDough doesn't use a space.
LuckyCharms doesn't have a space.
https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=profile&uid=298469
FOR YOU IN MY HEART, NIAGARA!
THIS IS THE 4 BILLIONTH POST IN THIS THREAD!
I was explaining the spaces in DU handles.
I only have one name DU handle so I don't need to worry about a space or not.
Unless EarlG ever allows a handle change again....
Lol
between my ears!
I got home and took shredded cheese and grated parmesan cheese out of the fridge and placed both items on the kitchen counter.
I continued to look for the parmesan cheese in the fridge because I forgot I already took it out of the fridge and set it on the counter.
Derp! Derp! 
Someone is channeling Flip Wilson
I tried on my phone once, & couldn't.
TGIF - hope you get your billion views!
Much like Y2K we thought we would break DU if the views or replies column exceeded the space.
Then those diabolical DU programming wizards simply added the space
DU was never the same
I could write an essay on cornflake chicken if Skinner had not banned the term. It was very interesting.
You know you can count on us!
HERE'S TO THIS RESPONSE AND VIEW COUNT!!
That thread is insane - it has 7000 responses!
(Glumly) And this one is going the same way and I will be banned along with the rest of you miscreants.
I don’t know any of these people! I was just following the crowd!
At least going by the pile up under the last removed post. Get it together LuckyCharms!
I am going to take bets.
This horror is already up to 100+ posts.
I bet it will be 500+ in 2 hours.
Now to go place a bet on that barstool crazy’s site.
You are a bad influence!
Nope, 76th lol
I didn't want to get your thread in trouble with the mail police, Lucky!
Here's a few more Lol's:
Lol
LOL
Lol!!
Hope you're feeling better now!
Sounds awfully serious! 
... That you're so obsessed with that True Dough guy's impressive numbers. Perhaps you might want to consider getting a hobby! 
Anyway, best of luck in your endeavor.
Wish I'd thought of that!
I'm the 7th billionth view?
OMG! OMG! OMG!
Absolutely not!
Definitely no K&R, either.
I am checking back in 12 hours.
It better be up to 500.
And you can’t respond to the op! Only to responses. Or its just cheating.
We need some rules!
You are without a doubt one of the reasons I can get up in the morning and face the day. Here's to the next brazillion posts to support your challenge against True Dough.
BE EARTHY TODAY!!!
✌🏻
but you delete about half of them!
yer crusin' fer a bruisin'