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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsThis is why you go back after autocorect has been through what you just wrote.
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Screaming Pectoriloquy
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Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
BREAKING:
Man ejaculated 3 metres out of car after head-on crash
dunedin herald
#BREAKING Man, 32, ejaculated three metres out of a car after a head-on collision with a farm fence.
ALT
2:03 PM · Jun 14, 2026
@caulimovirus.bsky.social
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
BREAKING:
Man ejaculated 3 metres out of car after head-on crash
dunedin herald
#BREAKING Man, 32, ejaculated three metres out of a car after a head-on collision with a farm fence.
ALT
2:03 PM · Jun 14, 2026
Crash (1996, d. David Cronenberg)
— Screaming Pectoriloquy (@caulimovirus.bsky.social) 2026-06-14T18:03:48.338Z
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This is why you go back after autocorect has been through what you just wrote. (Original Post)
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Americanme
(594 posts)1. Impressively healthy prostate.
sdfernando
(6,136 posts)2. It's obvious that this man was a
Kegel Master.....4th or 5th level black belt for sure! 💦
fargone
(665 posts)3. I think you mean garter belt
mountain grammy
(29,318 posts)5. OMG!
Hysterical