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Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts) Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:01 PM 4 hrs ago

Of all of the fights I've been in, I've never hit a person with glasses!

2X4s, baseball bats, chunks of concrete yes, but never glasses!

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Of all of the fights I've been in, I've never hit a person with glasses! (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago OP

Not even dweller 4 hrs ago #1

😏 Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #2

That would be a funny scene for a cartoon. Haggard Celine 4 hrs ago #3

Ha! Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #4

Hitting someone with your glass might make you spill your drink... Wounded Bear 4 hrs ago #5

🤗 Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #6

Have you ever True Dough 4 hrs ago #7

I once hit a guy with a Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #9

Was it True Dough 4 hrs ago #11

Now that I think about it, it was a Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #12

Ok 👍 funny, funny Srkdqltr 4 hrs ago #8

😁 Floyd R. Turbo 4 hrs ago #10

dweller

(29,141 posts)

1. Not even

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:04 PM

4 hrs ago

A beer mug ?

🍺

✌🏻

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts)

2. 😏

Reply to dweller (Reply #1)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:05 PM

4 hrs ago

Haggard Celine

(18,085 posts)

3. That would be a funny scene for a cartoon.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:06 PM

4 hrs ago

One guy says, "You wouldn't hit a man with glasses, would you?" And the other man takes the guy's glasses and starts hitting him with them.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts)

4. Ha!

Reply to Haggard Celine (Reply #3)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:08 PM

4 hrs ago

Wounded Bear

(64,990 posts)

5. Hitting someone with your glass might make you spill your drink...

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:18 PM

4 hrs ago

That's alcohol abuse.

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts)

6. 🤗

Reply to Wounded Bear (Reply #5)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:19 PM

4 hrs ago

True Dough

(27,873 posts)

7. Have you ever

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:22 PM

4 hrs ago

hit a person with contact lenses, Floyd?

A monocle?

Cataracts?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts)

9. I once hit a guy with a

Reply to True Dough (Reply #7)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:24 PM

4 hrs ago

Lincoln!

True Dough

(27,873 posts)

11. Was it

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #9)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:28 PM

4 hrs ago

a log? A Lincoln log?

Battering ram style?

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts)

12. Now that I think about it, it was a

Reply to True Dough (Reply #11)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:32 PM

4 hrs ago

Cataract! A 66 Eldorado!

Srkdqltr

(10,267 posts)

8. Ok 👍 funny, funny

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:23 PM

4 hrs ago

Floyd R. Turbo

(33,895 posts)

10. 😁

Reply to Srkdqltr (Reply #8)

Thu Jul 16, 2026, 09:24 PM

4 hrs ago

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