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California
Related: About this forumCalifornia's dead will have a new burial option: Human composting
SACRAMENTO California will begin allowing an alternative burial method known as human composting in 2027, under a bill signed by Gov. Gavin Newsom on Sunday.
Assembly Bill 351 by Assemblymember Cristina Garcia (D-Bell Gardens) will create a state regulatory process for natural organic reduction, a method in which human remains naturally decompose over a 30-to-45-day period after being placed in a steel vessel and buried in wood chips, alfalfa and other biodegradable materials. The nutrient-dense soil created by the process can then be returned to families or donated to conservation land.
Supporters say its an eco-friendly alternative to traditional end-of-life options. Cremation, for example, is an energy-intense process that produces carbon dioxide emissions, while traditional burial uses chemicals to embalm bodies and a nonbiodegradable coffin to store them.
California will join Washington, Colorado, Oregon and Vermont in allowing human composting.
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-09-18/will-california-allow-human-composting-the-decision-is-in
But then there's this ...
The California Catholic Conference opposed the bill, saying the process reduces the human body to simply a disposable commodity.
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The human body is a disposable commodity.
Besides ... my body, my choice.

Croney
(4,967 posts)which is what I'm considering, just to make myself useful! Composting me sounds good too.
bucolic_frolic
(51,999 posts)Wonder how much money they make from cemetery maintenance, funeral services, overhead? Bet they clip north of $1500 per head, plus annuals.
jimfields33
(19,382 posts)Now its typical in the church.
Ocelot II
(126,688 posts)Kind of like the wood chipper in Fargo.
hlthe2b
(111,080 posts)
fuck the Catholics... the human body IS a disposable commodity... get over it
markie
(23,549 posts)legal in Vermont to bury on your own property... I am still looking for the best spot
hlthe2b
(111,080 posts)We really are inconsequential in the end.
bahboo
(16,953 posts)Hugh_Lebowski
(33,643 posts)I have to imagine that if the remains are returned 'to the family' there'd have to be some kind of process to have them delivered and buried at least a few feet underground, with a tree planted in that spot or something like that.
Much as you may love your dearly departed you aren't gonna want to deal with those remains yourself. They will smell worse than death.
Actually probably a good business opportunity I'm describing here ... a contractor service doing delivery/excavation/deposition/tree-planting.
Maraya1969
(23,332 posts)smell initially. I don't know how long a body stinks for but it's not forever.
Kind of like people buried in shallow graves are not found by smell.
Martin68
(26,325 posts)takes for nature to recycle us.
Sneederbunk
(16,503 posts)Butterflylady
(4,502 posts)I have signed all the forms and had the witnessed. All my family will have to pay is transportation to the farm. I will leave enough money for that expense. Then I will be used for forensic science.
GenXer47
(1,204 posts)who were raised on the music of John Coltrane.
Martin68
(26,325 posts)big hole near a large tree without a coffin or preservatives.