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usonian

(16,412 posts)
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 12:27 AM Feb 11

Thousands of Danes sign petition to buy California from U.S. (KTLA)

https://ktla.com/news/california/thousands-of-danes-sign-petition-to-buy-california-from-u-s/amp/


Typical California suburb.




In response to President Donald Trump’s continued musing about the U.S. acquiring Greenland from Denmark, Danish citizens have launched their own effort to purchase America’s most economically prosperous state.

An online petition seeking the “Denmarkification” of California has seemingly garnered nearly 200,000 signatures, with a pitch to Danish citizens that purchasing the Golden State would provide them with more sunshine, dominance in the tech industry, limitless avocado toast and easy access to Disneyland — which organizers say would be renamed to honor fairytale author and poet Hans Christian Andersen.


“Have you ever looked at a map and thought, ‘You know what Denmark needs? More sunshine, palm trees, and roller skates.’ Well, we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to make that dream a reality,” petition organizers write on the online page.

Danes who sign the petition are encouraged to chip in for the fundraising goal of $1 trillion (give or take), which organizers say would cost every citizen of the Scandinavian nation approximately 200,000 DKK — or roughly $28,000.


GOOD LUCK!

I could go for the free health care.

Much more at the link.

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Thousands of Danes sign petition to buy California from U.S. (KTLA) (Original Post) usonian Feb 11 OP
Brilliant! sinkingfeeling Feb 11 #1
Wow... Lovie777 Feb 11 #2
Fuck buying California. Buy New Jersey instead. 3Hotdogs Feb 11 #3
But the agriculture! usonian Feb 11 #4
Agriculture? Ya means The Garden State? That was based on years ago. Seabrook Farms contracted with 3Hotdogs Feb 11 #15
Need to Photoshop an In-N-Out drive-thru onto that building JoseBalow Feb 11 #5
Let me know in plenty of time so I can be a resident before the sale. I'm in..could be on my way. Deuxcents Feb 11 #6
Important detail from the linked article: IcyPeas Feb 11 #7
YES, PLEASE!!!!! BurnDoubt Feb 11 #8
thats it - im moving back home... lol TalenaGor Feb 11 #9
Or ... cheaper idea CloudWatcher Feb 11 #10
LOL!!! C Moon Feb 11 #11
Sign me the fuck up. Karasu Feb 11 #12
Not cool by omission Speaks2 Feb 11 #13
I want a sovereign country: The Western States of America Auggie Feb 11 #16
Cascadia Speaks2 Feb 11 #17
Please buy Maryland too! BlueMTexpat Feb 11 #14

Lovie777

(17,279 posts)
2. Wow...
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 12:35 AM
Feb 11

I think Canada want us to join them, along with other states that has compassion for others.

3Hotdogs

(13,968 posts)
3. Fuck buying California. Buy New Jersey instead.
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 12:46 AM
Feb 11

We have great beaches, wonderful hiking trails..... and the best part, maggots are in the minority.

You have been declared as the happiest people on Earth. We would welcome some of that being spread, north of 287.

3Hotdogs

(13,968 posts)
15. Agriculture? Ya means The Garden State? That was based on years ago. Seabrook Farms contracted with
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 09:28 AM
Feb 11

local south Jersey farmers to grow spinach. That was processed into the first major frozen food product. That process disappeared in the '70's. Traditional farming is now relegated to people growing corn and soy so's to get the farm tax benefit from their land.

The newest garden is hydroponic marijuana. I don't know how successful that is. When pot became legal, there were lines to get in the shops. Such is no longer the case.


ANYWAY, "The Garden State" is a motto that represents a status that disappeared decades ago.

Deuxcents

(21,277 posts)
6. Let me know in plenty of time so I can be a resident before the sale. I'm in..could be on my way.
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 01:30 AM
Feb 11

I would leave my beloved Florida for this opportunity 🌺

IcyPeas

(23,296 posts)
7. Important detail from the linked article:
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 01:50 AM
Feb 11
...organizers said they would throw in a lifetime supply of Danish pastries to sweeten the deal.


Where can we chip in?

CloudWatcher

(1,962 posts)
10. Or ... cheaper idea
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 03:19 AM
Feb 11

If they would take investors from California (in exchange for Citizenship perhaps), the cost to Danes might well be zero.

Speaks2

(101 posts)
13. Not cool by omission
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 03:26 AM
Feb 11

Hey, we're a team. California, Oregon, Washington!!! Take one, take all.

To paraphrase, "Take our coast, please."

Auggie

(32,109 posts)
16. I want a sovereign country: The Western States of America
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 11:34 AM
Feb 11

Washington, Oregon, California, and Hawaii. We would be awesome.

BlueMTexpat

(15,539 posts)
14. Please buy Maryland too!
Tue Feb 11, 2025, 03:30 AM
Feb 11

In fact, why don't all blue states secede from the current dysfunctional union and create a new and much improved nation?

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