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Related: About this forumTrump threatens federal takeover of DC after attack on former DOGE worker
The Associated Press
August 5, 2025, 9:32 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) Two 15-year-olds have been arrested in Washington in connection with the attempted carjacking and beating of one of the most prominent members of the Department of Government Efficiency, renewing calls from President Donald Trump for the federal government to seize control of the nations capital.
The victim, Edward Coristine, nicknamed Big Balls, was among the most visible figures of Trumps DOGE, which was tasked with slashing federal bureaucracy. Coristine was assaulted around 3 a.m. Sunday in the citys Logan Circle neighborhood by a group of teenagers attempting to carjack him and a woman whom police identified as his significant other, according to authorities.
The Metropolitan Police Department said the group approached the couples car and made a comment about taking it. Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group. At least several of the teens then attacked him, police said, until officers patrolling nearby intervened. As officers moved toward the group, the teens fled on foot. Two 15-year-olds from Maryland were arrested on charges of unarmed carjacking, police said.
The District of Columbia has long served as a symbolic battleground in debates over crime and governance, and its lack of statehood has made it uniquely vulnerable to federal intervention. Republican leaders have frequently seized on episodes of violence to portray the city as a case study of violence in cities run by Democratic mayors, even as city officials note that violent crime overall is down more than 25% from the same period last year. Still, local officials have acknowledged in recent years that youth crime, particularly carjackings, remains a serious concern. Just last year, a 14-year-old was charged with killing a Lyft driver in a botched carjacking, and a significant portion of carjacking arrests in Washington involve juveniles.
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speak easy
(12,319 posts)SalamanderSleeps
(927 posts)Just can't, just can't, just can't.
I hope he grows up and realizes that he was the perfect "paycheck" asshole, and then does something nice with his life.
OldBaldy1701E
(8,761 posts)mahatmakanejeeves
(66,379 posts)Hornedfrog2000
(763 posts)It is hilarious, and i hope it happens more.
mahatmakanejeeves
(66,379 posts)oberle
(158 posts)Big Ballz was attacked by 2 15 year olds, a boy and a girl. They were arrested.
mahatmakanejeeves
(66,379 posts)niyad
(126,336 posts)that the fucking thug made it up as an excuse for mango mob boss' threats to D.C.
mahatmakanejeeves
(66,379 posts)And good morning.
niyad
(126,336 posts)would-be carjjackers proceeded anyway is just weird. One would think a sense of self-preservation would be operating.
bornsunny
(35 posts)They were actually bigger.
Hornedfrog2000
(763 posts)MAGA. If republicans are going to allow them to be molested, I dont blame them for wanting to beat them up.
bornsunny
(35 posts)By becoming the bad guy.
hadEnuf
(3,358 posts)We've been doing that for a while and it ain't working.
mahatmakanejeeves
(66,379 posts)Tuesday, August 5, 2025
The Metropolitan Police Department announces the arrests of two suspects in an attempted unarmed carjacking that occurred in Northwest.
On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victims vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims. During the assault, an MPD cruiser pulled into the block causing the suspects to flee. Two of the suspects were apprehended by the on-scene officers. One of the victims was treated on scene by DC Fire and EMS for injuries sustained in the assault.
A 15-year-old juvenile male and a 15-year-old juvenile female, of Hyattsville, MD, were arrested and charged with Unarmed Carjacking.
This case is under investigation by MPDs Carjacking Taskforce, which comprises MPD detectives and agents of the FBI Washington Field Office. Multiple suspects remain outstanding. Anyone who has knowledge of this incident should take no action but call police at (202) 727-9099 or text your tip to the Department's TEXT TIP LINE at 50411.
The Metropolitan Police Department currently offers a reward of up to $10,000 to anyone who provides information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for a violent crime committed in the District of Columbia.
CCN: 25117536
orangecrush
(26,313 posts)EPSTEIN
niyad
(126,336 posts)let alone human.
rubbersole
(10,302 posts)not fooled
(6,437 posts)then anything is possible.
niyad
(126,336 posts)Nigrum Cattus
(909 posts)Stuff like that happens all over the U.S.
and he wants to "takeover" D.C. ?