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mahatmakanejeeves

(66,379 posts)
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 05:44 AM Aug 6

Trump threatens federal takeover of DC after attack on former DOGE worker

Trump threatens federal takeover of DC after attack on former DOGE worker

The Associated Press
August 5, 2025, 9:32 PM

WASHINGTON (AP) — Two 15-year-olds have been arrested in Washington in connection with the attempted carjacking and beating of one of the most prominent members of the Department of Government Efficiency, renewing calls from President Donald Trump for the federal government to seize control of the nation’s capital.

The victim, Edward Coristine, nicknamed “Big Balls,” was among the most visible figures of Trump’s DOGE, which was tasked with slashing federal bureaucracy. … Coristine was assaulted around 3 a.m. Sunday in the city’s Logan Circle neighborhood by a group of teenagers attempting to carjack him and a woman whom police identified as his significant other, according to authorities.

The Metropolitan Police Department said the group approached the couple’s car and made a comment about taking it. Coristine pushed the woman into the vehicle for safety and turned to confront the group. At least several of the teens then attacked him, police said, until officers patrolling nearby intervened. As officers moved toward the group, the teens fled on foot. … Two 15-year-olds from Maryland were arrested on charges of unarmed carjacking, police said.

The District of Columbia has long served as a symbolic battleground in debates over crime and governance, and its lack of statehood has made it uniquely vulnerable to federal intervention. Republican leaders have frequently seized on episodes of violence to portray the city as a case study of violence in cities run by Democratic mayors, even as city officials note that violent crime overall is down more than 25% from the same period last year. … Still, local officials have acknowledged in recent years that youth crime, particularly carjackings, remains a serious concern. Just last year, a 14-year-old was charged with killing a Lyft driver in a botched carjacking, and a significant portion of carjacking arrests in Washington involve juveniles.

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Trump threatens federal takeover of DC after attack on former DOGE worker (Original Post) mahatmakanejeeves Aug 6 OP
Epstein! speak easy Aug 6 #1
I would really like to feel sorry for "Big Balls." SalamanderSleeps Aug 6 #2
I guess they were not as big as he thought they were. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Aug 6 #3
Per the MPD report, he was attacked by approximately ten juveniles. Is that enough? NT mahatmakanejeeves Aug 6 #4
Honestly, Hornedfrog2000 Aug 6 #6
Just not to you. NT mahatmakanejeeves Aug 6 #7
Actually no oberle Aug 6 #10
Here's the MPD report. It was "a group of approximately ten juveniles." mahatmakanejeeves Aug 6 #11
If it were not for actual officer witnesses, I would be inclined to think niyad Aug 6 #16
Oh, I understand, but an MPD patrol just happened to be nearby and responded instantly. mahatmakanejeeves Aug 6 #17
Good moning. That officers were close enough to observe, and yet the niyad Aug 6 #20
It looks like... bornsunny Aug 6 #9
Maybe more kids should start kicking the shit out of Hornedfrog2000 Aug 6 #5
You don't beat the bad guy... bornsunny Aug 6 #8
So you just let the bad guy kick the shit out of you? hadEnuf Aug 6 #12
MPD Makes Two Arrests in Swann Street Attempted Carjacking mahatmakanejeeves Aug 6 #13
What a shame. orangecrush Aug 6 #14
I am still trying to process that he has a "significant other" of ANY species, niyad Aug 6 #15
Probably a cousin. rubbersole Aug 6 #18
Snicker niyad Aug 6 #19
Well, if Stephen Miller had one not fooled Aug 6 #21
ughhhhh, there is that! niyad Aug 6 #22
Any excuse to grab more power Nigrum Cattus Aug 6 #23

SalamanderSleeps

(927 posts)
2. I would really like to feel sorry for "Big Balls."
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 06:20 AM
Aug 6

Just can't, just can't, just can't.

I hope he grows up and realizes that he was the perfect "paycheck" asshole, and then does something nice with his life.

mahatmakanejeeves

(66,379 posts)
11. Here's the MPD report. It was "a group of approximately ten juveniles."
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 08:21 AM
Aug 6

Two members of the group were caught. The rest fled.



niyad

(126,336 posts)
16. If it were not for actual officer witnesses, I would be inclined to think
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 08:51 AM
Aug 6

that the fucking thug made it up as an excuse for mango mob boss' threats to D.C.

mahatmakanejeeves

(66,379 posts)
17. Oh, I understand, but an MPD patrol just happened to be nearby and responded instantly.
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 08:54 AM
Aug 6

And good morning.

niyad

(126,336 posts)
20. Good moning. That officers were close enough to observe, and yet the
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 09:04 AM
Aug 6

would-be carjjackers proceeded anyway is just weird. One would think a sense of self-preservation would be operating.

Hornedfrog2000

(763 posts)
5. Maybe more kids should start kicking the shit out of
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 07:47 AM
Aug 6

MAGA. If republicans are going to allow them to be molested, I dont blame them for wanting to beat them up.

hadEnuf

(3,358 posts)
12. So you just let the bad guy kick the shit out of you?
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 08:25 AM
Aug 6

We've been doing that for a while and it ain't working.

mahatmakanejeeves

(66,379 posts)
13. MPD Makes Two Arrests in Swann Street Attempted Carjacking
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 08:26 AM
Aug 6
MPD Makes Two Arrests in Swann Street Attempted Carjacking

Tuesday, August 5, 2025

The Metropolitan Police Department announces the arrests of two suspects in an attempted unarmed carjacking that occurred in Northwest.

On Sunday, August 3, 2025, at approximately 3:00 a.m., the suspects approached the victims, who were standing next to their vehicle, in the 1400 block of Swann Street, Northwest. The suspects demanded the victim’s vehicle and then assaulted one of the victims. During the assault, an MPD cruiser pulled into the block causing the suspects to flee. Two of the suspects were apprehended by the on-scene officers. One of the victims was treated on scene by DC Fire and EMS for injuries sustained in the assault.

A 15-year-old juvenile male and a 15-year-old juvenile female, of Hyattsville, MD, were arrested and charged with Unarmed Carjacking.

This case is under investigation by MPD’s Carjacking Taskforce, which comprises MPD detectives and agents of the FBI Washington Field Office. Multiple suspects remain outstanding. Anyone who has knowledge of this incident should take no action but call police at (202) 727-9099 or text your tip to the Department's TEXT TIP LINE at 50411.

The Metropolitan Police Department currently offers a reward of up to $10,000 to anyone who provides information that leads to the arrest and conviction of the person or persons responsible for a violent crime committed in the District of Columbia.

CCN: 25117536

niyad

(126,336 posts)
15. I am still trying to process that he has a "significant other" of ANY species,
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 08:47 AM
Aug 6

let alone human.

Nigrum Cattus

(909 posts)
23. Any excuse to grab more power
Wed Aug 6, 2025, 06:54 PM
Aug 6

Stuff like that happens all over the U.S.
and he wants to "takeover" D.C. ?

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