I can barely keep up with that. I can see me in the small apartment above the garage.

I look at that place and think..meh..I like my little cracker box of a house.

Filthy!!!!!! Now on to find some more change in my couch.

Check out https://mcmansionhell.com/ sometime.

moved, on average every 2 years to a different apartment. Now I have settled down and am in my fourth “forever home” in 20 years.

... in an article titled "House Envy".

It pisses me off that they ignore the other deadly sins. I'd like to see "House Sloth".

Kind of a hobby. He could get a job at the freep and do "Shit House" column.

... and then put it to further use.

single or triple might make some good reading. I just don't want to fall into that trap.

I can't afford the amount of Windex I'd need to keep the windows spotless.