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laundry_queen

(8,646 posts)
Wed Jul 15, 2015, 01:52 AM Jul 2015

#CPCJesus

Ah, just spent an entertaining few minutes reading witty remarks. A few good ones (sorry my copy and pasting sucks, my touchpad is all messed up):


-I'd turn the other cheek, but #CPCJesus forbade that on page 1167453 of an omnibus budget.

-My father’s house has many rooms. How many, we don’t know, because they cancelled the long form census. #cpcJesus

-"Come to me, all who are tired and lonely and despair. For I will revoke your citizenship and deport you for being a terrorist." #CPCJesus

-And #CPCJesus did raise Lazarus from the dead, and appointed him Minister of Environment.


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#CPCJesus (Original Post) laundry_queen Jul 2015 OP
These are great! Spazito Jul 2015 #1
HAHAHA. laundry_queen Jul 2015 #2

Spazito

(55,204 posts)
1. These are great!
Wed Jul 15, 2015, 09:38 AM
Jul 2015

"Does that make Mike Duffy Judas Iscariot or Pontias Pilate?"

"Love thy neighbour, unless your neighbour is gay, poor, ethnic, First Nations, progressive, charitable, green-energy or peaceful"

"What shall I do Lord, since I have no place to store my crops?" And The Lord said "Selleth the Wheat Board to the Saudis. Amen."

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