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marmar

(78,786 posts)
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:21 AM Jul 2020

Florida Man Hospitalized After Iguana Runs Into Bike Causing Crash


MARATHON (CBSMiami) — A 62-year-old Marathon man required stitches to his head Thursday after an iguana ran in front his bicycle and caused him to crash.

There were no reported life-threatening injuries, except maybe to the iguana.

The collision took place on a bike path at Crane Point Hammock. ..........(more)

https://miami.cbslocal.com/2020/07/10/florida-man-iguana-bike-crash/




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Florida Man Hospitalized After Iguana Runs Into Bike Causing Crash (Original Post) marmar Jul 2020 OP
Sounds like Florida Man may have been too stupid to wear a helmet. Is he an anti-masker? Bernardo de La Paz Jul 2020 #1
Them iguanas is sneaky. Sneederbunk Jul 2020 #2
They say that the bicyclist tends to be injured more in every collision bluedye33139 Jul 2020 #3
They missed a chance to make the title Marathon Man... chia Jul 2020 #4
ooooo a good one there punster!!! mitch96 Jul 2020 #5

bluedye33139

(1,474 posts)
3. They say that the bicyclist tends to be injured more in every collision
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 10:53 AM
Jul 2020

With a tree, with a car, with a person.

Apparently, a collision with an iguana might be the exception.

mitch96

(15,415 posts)
5. ooooo a good one there punster!!!
Sun Jul 12, 2020, 01:18 PM
Jul 2020

Hate them things....... crap all over my back yard and dig holes....
although I hear they taste like chicken...
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