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Related: About this forumFlorida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say
A Cuban national is accused of stealing nearly $4,000 worth of meat from Florida grocery stores and throwing nearly all of it all away after catching his girlfriend cooking with another man.
Heannys O. Alvarez Reyna, 30, of Jacksonville, was caught on surveillance footage on January 5 stealing an assortment of meats from two separate Publix stores, the Flagler County Sheriffs Office said.
Reyna made off with $1,574.86 worth of beef and lamb from the Belle Terre Crossings Publix around 7:43 p.m., and less than 20 minutes later, he stole $2,084 worth of pork, top sirloin, brisket, tenderloin and personal care products from the Island Walk at Palm Coast Publix.
Detectives identified Reyna as the suspect in both thefts. He told authorities that after his stealing spree, he drove to his girlfriends home only to find she was there cooking with another man. .................(more)
https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/crime/florida-man-arrested-stolen-meat-b2913235.html
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Florida man tossed $4K worth of stolen meat when he found his girlfriend cooking with another man, cops say (Original Post)
marmar
14 hrs ago
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sl8
(17,085 posts)1. Makes me wonder in what sense they're using "cooking with another man".
Last edited Thu Feb 5, 2026, 11:31 AM - Edit history (1)
Is it the culinary sense or something a bit more figurative?
Xavier Breath
(6,553 posts)2. Someone's in the kitchen with Dinah....
Cirsium
(3,644 posts)3. Strummin'
Strummin' on tha old "banjo" no doubt.