found on tumblr....trigger warning maybe

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this is so true and made me laugh

"why do people call people lightweights as if it’s a bad thing??? you paid 20 bucks to get drunk I paid 5 sry you’re sad

ok but i’m not picking your dumbass up off the bar floor after a jello shot and a smirnoff ice while you’re crying like bitch it’s 9:30 we just got here get up.


yeah, ummmm, yeah