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Duncanpup

(14,721 posts)
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 12:24 PM Tuesday

Negotiations are not working.

Changing the bed linen and i find myself negotiating with my golden shithead.
Hey do not no stop dammit stop no digging at the sheets stop humping the pillows jerk.
No dammit quit pulling the comforter ok asshole you win.
I give up as the furry possessed golden gets the zoomies and runs around bedroom bouncing off the bed.

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Walleye

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3. That's funny. My cat for some reason doesn't like to see me pulling the sheets tight and making the bed he swipes at me.
Tue Jun 24, 2025, 06:41 PM
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