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In bed Im reading with Dunc the chonk sprawled out next to me . So Im laying here and the golden floof was squeaking his lamb then complete silence no more squeak squeak squeak.
Then a golden retriever frustration bratty yap yap barking looking over his shoulder at me as he is laying in bed as to say father we got a big problem.
This asshole dropped his lamb on the floor and wanted me to get out of bed and be the retriever.
I didnt move and chonk starts the pawing at the blankets. Grunting barking on his side giving big sighs pauses glances at me side eye like come on old man get up get my lamb. Complete tantrum screw you Dunc get your own lamb you golden asshole.

wcmagumba
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SheltieLover
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UpInArms
(53,475 posts)🤣🤣🤣
Biophilic
(6,119 posts)Duncanpup
(15,210 posts)Had to wash my face brush my teeth before bed he has me trained.
MIButterfly
(1,422 posts)When I used to give my cats wet food, I had to put it in two separate bowls because Holly would push Martini away from the food. I put Holly's bowl on the placemat but as soon as Martini saw the other bowl in my hand, she would take off running, like I was trying to force her to eat poison. I'd tell her "Come back here; I'm not going to chase you" and then I'd chase her all the way upstairs to my bedroom where she wanted to be served like the queen that she is. 👑
mountain grammy
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Easterncedar
(4,993 posts)You are a great writer - and dunc reader.
Thanks for closing my day with this smile.
johnnyfins
(3,010 posts)Thank you for sharing
Duncanpup
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MLAA
(19,531 posts)Skittles
(167,853 posts)in his honor!
WinstonSmith4740
(3,389 posts)She has the "golden" part down cold. The "retriever" part has her a little confused. Mom ends up getting the tennis ball herself. A lot.
LoisB
(11,739 posts)xuplate
(136 posts)orleans
(36,451 posts)Buddyzbuddy
(1,618 posts)My Buddy's the same way. We wouldn't have it any other way.
Ellipsis
(9,386 posts)appleannie1
(5,354 posts)hamsterjill
(16,617 posts)Me thinks there must've been a little spoiling going on in your household prior to this latest adventure!
And I love that. Now, be a good hooooman, and FETCH!!!
Blue Full Moon
(2,912 posts)Permanut
(7,606 posts)MiKenMi33
(229 posts)This is probably the first time Ive laughed today. Sounds like Chonk has trained you well. Thanks for this post. I needed the smile.
Dear_Prudence
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