I'm reminded of the line from the movie Sling Blade . When i open the fridge door with the pups.

Reckon what do you like to eat in there.

I open the refrigerator door to grab milk for coffee and instantly three is a crowd.
My seventy nine pound Dunc the chonk golden retriever and Oliver a nine month old ninety pound Pyrenees golden retriever house horse. Standing peering into the tummy yummy box.

Grabbing the milk and the house horse is licking a storage container. I walk away leaving the door open because i will put the milk away.

Oliver -Dunc look it’s the meatball stroganoff from the other night. Hold on I’m gonna lick my way through the container and SCORE.

Dunc - Oliver are you furrsure it’s the meatball stroganoff that is some primo tummy yummies bro. Come on dude lick it open hairy up the man is gonna be back soon shit he’s putting the cap back on the jug and walking this way.

I put the creamer away standing reaching over pup as he is still trying to lick into the container. And i have to grab him and drag his furry body away in order to close the refrigerator. So i grab my coffee walking out of the kitchen and the house horse was then standing licking the refrigerator door.

If these two were HOOMAN i think they would have a criminal career in refrigerator cracking screw the safe cracking we can’t eat money.
A terrible punctuation dyslexic ramble yet i enjoy and love these two furry opportunistic floofs.