No man has ever been stabbed in the back while doing the dishes.

It gave me a complex.

I was the only one!

Me not so much

...especially when garlic is involved. 🧄

As long as you're not breaking stuff while cleaning!

My ex, and one of the reasons he's an ex, had a philosophy about housework he didn't want to do;

"If you do a real shitty job, break a few favorite dishes, they'll stop asking you to do those chores."

That would be the one exception.

Any reasonable man would! And you, my friend, are a reasonable man.

A few years back, I made my teenage son help me load the dishwasher instead of just sitting on his ass. He did, but he made sure he did a lousy job of it, and after a couple of broken glasses, and a new dishwasher, I gave him other things to do instead.

Yeah, I heard this, too
Didn’t work
Made it worse
And, yes. She’s an -ex

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