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Related: About this forumThinking of writing a book of fish puns
So if you hear a good one, let minnow

MiHale
(12,204 posts)
-misanthroptimist
(1,461 posts)unblock
(55,669 posts)Yeah, I threw in a treefish pun for ya.
Tang you very much, I'll be here all week.
EYESORE 9001
(29,117 posts)Its given me a migraine haddock
Harker
(16,949 posts)Charging Triceratops
(441 posts)I recall someone being told to hit the PIKE.
3825-87867
(1,625 posts)We all know you're just trying to hook us with click bait! LOL!
List left
(645 posts)intheflow
(29,786 posts)my friend opened a seafood shack. He called it Jamie's Home for Battered Fish.
Ziggysmom
(3,921 posts)
soldierant
(9,008 posts)First Tuna, Second Tuna, Barracuda, and Bass. They get together every Friday nicht ans sing scales for the halibut.
(This actually goes on - and on and on - but this is all I can remember. Sorry.)
Old Crank
(6,291 posts)True Dough
(24,666 posts)but is there any update on this book project of yours, Marthe? I'm not herring anything. Wondering if you're on the perch of literary greatness or if you'll flounder?
Hope I don't sound crabby. I'll clam up now!
Marthe48
(22,025 posts)I'm no Salmon Rushdie. I put my heart and sole into the idea, but maybe I shad let you off the hook, True
True Dough
(24,666 posts)and have a merry little Christmas, Marthe!
3825-87867
(1,625 posts)can be a whale of an undertaking. But if that's your porpoise in life, hope it nets you a great catch.
lastlib
(26,828 posts)I predict you'll get writer's block and end up floundering on this.
lastlib
(26,828 posts)...be going about it bass-ackward.