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Duncanpup

(15,405 posts) Sat Jan 4, 2025, 04:03 PM Jan 2025

I read this woman murdered her husband by beating him with his guitar collection.

The judge asked her first offender, she replied no I used a Gibson first then a fender your honor.

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I read this woman murdered her husband by beating him with his guitar collection. (Original Post) Duncanpup Jan 2025 OP

These days, who knows whether that's a joke or not! dchill Jan 2025 #1

My Les Paul Recording weighs like 12+ lbs. It's a one whack and it's over guitar. bullimiami Jan 2025 #2

My tokai les Paul is heavy beast Duncanpup Jan 2025 #3

Mahogany beast. I've had it for 48 years. bullimiami Jan 2025 #4

That's funny 😁👍 TommieMommy Jan 2025 #5

Good one! Diamond_Dog Jan 2025 #6

Yeah, she tuned him up good. nt yaesu Jan 2025 #7

whammy bar elduge Jan 2025 #8

Wah-Wah Pedal JoseBalow Jan 2025 #9

Welcome to DU LetMyPeopleVote Jan 2025 #12

Lolololololol blm Jan 2025 #10

She was probably all 'strung' out too, she finally reached her limits! SWBTATTReg Jan 2025 #11

dchill

(42,660 posts)

1. These days, who knows whether that's a joke or not!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 04:09 PM

Jan 2025

bullimiami

(14,069 posts)

2. My Les Paul Recording weighs like 12+ lbs. It's a one whack and it's over guitar.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 04:23 PM

Jan 2025

Duncanpup

(15,405 posts)

3. My tokai les Paul is heavy beast

Reply to bullimiami (Reply #2)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 04:33 PM

Jan 2025

bullimiami

(14,069 posts)

4. Mahogany beast. I've had it for 48 years.

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #3)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 04:44 PM

Jan 2025

My main guitar for a long time.

TommieMommy

(2,530 posts)

5. That's funny 😁👍

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 05:18 PM

Jan 2025

Diamond_Dog

(39,255 posts)

6. Good one!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 05:37 PM

Jan 2025

yaesu

(8,827 posts)

7. Yeah, she tuned him up good. nt

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Sat Jan 4, 2025, 05:39 PM

Jan 2025

elduge

(15 posts)

8. whammy bar

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 05:59 PM

Jan 2025

I am guessing she used a guitar with a whammy bar. that would do some real damage.

JoseBalow

(8,980 posts)

9. Wah-Wah Pedal

Reply to elduge (Reply #8)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 06:25 PM

Jan 2025

She's probably regretting her decisions

LetMyPeopleVote

(173,100 posts)

12. Welcome to DU

Reply to elduge (Reply #8)

Sun Jan 5, 2025, 01:17 PM

Jan 2025

blm

(114,380 posts)

10. Lolololololol

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 07:11 PM

Jan 2025

SWBTATTReg

(25,885 posts)

11. She was probably all 'strung' out too, she finally reached her limits!

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sat Jan 4, 2025, 07:25 PM

Jan 2025

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