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Marthe48

(21,524 posts)
Tue Feb 18, 2025, 09:35 PM Feb 2025

A Genie joke

Genie: You get 3 wishes, but there are 3 rules.
1) No wishing for someone to die
2) No wishing for love
3) No wishing to bring back dead people

Man: I wish envelopes would moan when you licked them.

Genie: There are 4 rules.

Lol! I loving genie jokes

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A Genie joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Feb 2025 OP
That's a good one! JoseBalow Feb 2025 #1
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