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Norrrm

(2,801 posts)
Thu May 8, 2025, 11:07 AM May 2025

When the kids get fussy, you can rock them to sleep

When the kids get fussy, you can rock them to sleep.
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About a two pound rock will do it.

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When the kids get fussy, you can rock them to sleep (Original Post) Norrrm May 2025 OP
Not remotely amusing. PoindexterOglethorpe May 2025 #1
You really took that seriously!?!?!? Norrrm May 2025 #3
Just play some Chuck Berry DBoon May 2025 #2
Yes, I took it seriously as would anyone who was PoindexterOglethorpe May 2025 #4
OK. Now you're making fun of people with prostate cancer. Norrrm May 2025 #5
What should I make fun of instead? PoindexterOglethorpe May 2025 #6

PoindexterOglethorpe

(28,049 posts)
4. Yes, I took it seriously as would anyone who was
Thu May 8, 2025, 03:25 PM
May 2025

beaten by a parent as a child.

I dunno, let's consider doing prostate surgery without anesthesia. I bet that would be hilarious.

PoindexterOglethorpe

(28,049 posts)
6. What should I make fun of instead?
Sat May 17, 2025, 09:13 PM
May 2025

What is as amusing as beating your children? I could go very Un-PC and suggest beating your spouse is hilarious? Torturing cats and dogs is good?

Again, having been beaten by a parent, the suggestion of hitting your kid with a rock is beyond offensive.

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