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MayReasonRule

(3,560 posts) Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:37 PM Jul 13

Recently There Were Several Stick Ups And One Axe Murder (In The First Degree)

Management has made no Secret of the need to increase security, but still haven’t found the Right Guard. Finding themselves underarmed, the crime wave continues to roll on.

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Recently There Were Several Stick Ups And One Axe Murder (In The First Degree) (Original Post) MayReasonRule Jul 13 OP

Are you SURE about this report? BOSSHOG Jul 13 #1

It's no SECRET dweller Jul 13 #2

They should Ban Rincewind Jul 14 #3

It just stinks of a Marthe48 Jul 14 #4

BOSSHOG

(43,356 posts)

1. Are you SURE about this report?

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:44 PM

Jul 13

dweller

(26,853 posts)

2. It's no SECRET

Reply to BOSSHOG (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 13, 2025, 09:50 PM

Jul 13

Something stinks about it …

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Rincewind

(1,313 posts)

3. They should Ban

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2025, 06:15 AM

Jul 14

this sort of thing.

Marthe48

(21,288 posts)

4. It just stinks of a

Reply to MayReasonRule (Original post)

Mon Jul 14, 2025, 08:36 AM

Jul 14

A SECRET society!

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