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MayReasonRule

(3,712 posts)
Sat Aug 2, 2025, 10:48 AM Aug 2

I once had a job selling security alarm systems door to door, and I was really good at it.

I once had a job selling security alarm systems door to door, and I was really good at it. If no one was home I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

🍳eggzbacn🥓 (@eggzbacn.bsky.social) 2025-08-02T10:03:31.511Z


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I once had a job selling security alarm systems door to door, and I was really good at it. (Original Post) MayReasonRule Aug 2 OP
Hahaha 😁 TommieMommy Aug 2 #1
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