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littlemissmartypants

(29,614 posts) Fri Sep 12, 2025, 02:03 AM Yesterday

Horoscopes from the Onion

https://theonion.com/horoscopes/

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Horoscopes from the Onion (Original Post) littlemissmartypants Yesterday OP

Lol! ZZenith Yesterday #1

Those are hilarious! WestMichRad 18 hrs ago #2

That's funny 👍👍 TommieMommy 14 hrs ago #3

Mine Pisces Old Crank 13 hrs ago #4

The one for Aquarius cracked me up. mwmisses4289 6 hrs ago #5

ZZenith

(4,412 posts)

1. Lol!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Fri Sep 12, 2025, 02:07 AM

Yesterday

“ Gemini (May 21 to June 20): On the bright side, the news is going to do a whole segment on your accident.”

WestMichRad

(2,590 posts)

2. Those are hilarious!

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Fri Sep 12, 2025, 09:19 AM

18 hrs ago

Pisces (February 19 to March 20): Your patience will soon be rewarded with even more shit to put up with.

TommieMommy

(2,341 posts)

3. That's funny 👍👍

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Fri Sep 12, 2025, 01:24 PM

14 hrs ago

Old Crank

(6,186 posts)

4. Mine Pisces

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Fri Sep 12, 2025, 02:41 PM

13 hrs ago

Fits too well.

mwmisses4289

(2,135 posts)

5. The one for Aquarius cracked me up.

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Original post)

Fri Sep 12, 2025, 09:58 PM

6 hrs ago

Aquarius

(January 20 to February 18):

Keep your mind and heart closed until further notice.

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