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red dog 1

(32,489 posts) Tue Nov 19, 2019, 07:15 PM Nov 2019

Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________?

Donald Trump is so dumb he threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Donald Trump is so dumb, _______________? (Original Post) red dog 1 Nov 2019 OP
---he stayed up all night studying for his urine test. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #1
That's hilarious! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #5
LMFAO micDROP Nov 2019 #14
...that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is helping him BKDem Nov 2019 #2
or that he thinks Rudy Giuliani is brilliant red dog 1 Nov 2019 #7
... he describes himself as a stable genius onecaliberal Nov 2019 #3
---when he visited the "Wailing Wall" in Israel, he took a harpoon. nt Atticus Nov 2019 #4
---he once dated a woman because he heard she had "acute angina"! nt Atticus Nov 2019 #6
Good one! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #8
He takes Jr's advice underpants Nov 2019 #9
He thought "My Treasons" was a tv show starring Fred McMurray. (Hey, I'm trying). dameatball Nov 2019 #10
Good one! Turbineguy Dec 2019 #26
Thank you. Fred says hey....:) dameatball Dec 2019 #35
He thinks he's attractive when he looks in a mirror.......nt Heartstrings Nov 2019 #11
...Republicans voted for him. ThoughtCriminal Nov 2019 #12
...he thought Mexico would pay for it. BHDem53 Nov 2019 #13
He went to school rsdsharp Nov 2019 #15
...He thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds red dog 1 Nov 2019 #16
He thought Delta Airlines was a sorority. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #17
He has to have an aide tie his shoelaces. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #18
..he got hit by a parked car! red dog 1 Nov 2019 #19
...he climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side red dog 1 Nov 2019 #20
... he thought his Pet Rock had died so he flushed it! JustFiveMoreMinutes Nov 2019 #21
He thought Grape Nuts was a sexually transmitted disease. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #22
This one made me leftieNanner Dec 2019 #27
So is Moby Dick. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #31
Donald Trump is so dumb, when you stand next to him you hear the ocean. red dog 1 Nov 2019 #23
Love it. underpants Dec 2019 #28
DT is so dumb, he stood on a chair to raise his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #24
DT is so dumb, red dog 1 Dec 2019 #25
donald dump is so dumb sdfernando Dec 2019 #29
Crowd yells back, "How dumb is he??!!" aeromanKC Dec 2019 #30
Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson red dog 1 Dec 2019 #34
When you stand right next to him you can hear the ocean roar. The Velveteen Ocelot Dec 2019 #32
See reply # 23 red dog 1 Dec 2019 #33
Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #36
Donald Trump is so dumb he tried to climb Mountain Dew red dog 1 Dec 2019 #37
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks menopause is a button on a dvd player red dog 1 Dec 2019 #38
Winner.. pangaia Dec 2019 #51
Shitler is so dumb, you have to dig for his IQ red dog 1 Dec 2019 #39
Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another red dog 1 Dec 2019 #40
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks gluteus maximus was a Roman emperor! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #41
Donald Trump is so dumb she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #42
Donald Trump is so dumb he got his little fingers stuck in a website! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #43
Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Pee Wee Herman was Herman Cain's nickname. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #44
Good one! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #60
Donald Trump is so dumb he watches The Simpsons and takes notes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #45
Trump is so dumb he went to an orthodontist to get a Blue Tooth red dog 1 Dec 2019 #46
Donald Trump is so dumb, he got fired from a blow job. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #47
Donald Trump is so dumb he once failed a survey. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #48
Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #49
Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes. red dog 1 Dec 2019 #50
Trump is so dumb he talks in an envelope to send a voice mail. MatthewHatesTrump2 Dec 2019 #52
Trump is so dumb he ordered a cheeseburger from McDonalds and said: red dog 1 Dec 2019 #53
Donald Trump is so dumb he went to the beach to surf the internet red dog 1 Dec 2019 #54
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks that yellow mess on his head looks like hair! red dog 1 Dec 2019 #55
Donald Trump is so dumb, he went to the library to find Facebook. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #56
Donald Trump is so dumb, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #57
Shitler is so dumb red dog 1 Jan 2020 #58
Shitler is so dumb, he doesn't even know he has a wig on his head. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #59
Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency red dog 1 Jan 2020 #61
Donald Trump is so dumb, MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #62
Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House, red dog 1 Jan 2020 #63
DT is so dumb, he thinks Jimmy Garoppolo has a sister named Janeane red dog 1 Jan 2020 #64
Donald Trump is so dumb he still thinks Barack Obama was born in Kenya. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #65
Donald Trump is so dumb he flunked out of kindergarten. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #66
Shitler is so dumb he frequently gets lost walking back to Air Force One. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #67
Donald Trump is so dumb he has to go into a dressing room to change his mind red dog 1 Jan 2020 #68
Trump is so dumb he once stole a free sample. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #69
Donald Trump is so dumb, he thinks innuendo is an Italian suppository red dog 1 Jan 2020 #70
Donald Trump is so dumb he has cobwebs in the windmills of his mind. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #71
Donald Trump is so dense, light bends around him. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #72
Donald Trump is so dumb he thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico red dog 1 Jan 2020 #73
Donald Trump is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. red dog 1 Jan 2020 #74
Trump is so dumb he thinks Orca is the Prince of Wales. MatthewHatesTrump2 Jan 2020 #75
DT is so dumb, words fail me. nt SWBTATTReg Jan 2020 #76
He's so dumb he thinks Aunt Bea was Andy's mother Bradshaw3 Jan 2020 #77
Donald Trump is so dumb he took toilet paper to a crap game COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #78
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Moby Dick is a S.T.D. COLGATE4 Jan 2020 #79
Donald Trump is so dumb he once fell out of the family tree! red dog 1 Jan 2020 #80
Donald Trump is so dumb he thinks Dunkn Donuts is a basketball team. red dog 1 Mar 2020 #81
Trump is so dumb he thinks Oral Roberts U is a curse, red dog 1 Mar 2020 #82

leftieNanner

(16,111 posts)
27. This one made me
Reply to red dog 1 (Reply #22)
Mon Dec 2, 2019, 06:26 PM
Dec 2019

LOL!

Reminds me of an old joke. A man goes to the doctor complaining that his testicles have turned blue. After a thorough examination, the doctor is perplexed. He brings the man's wife in to the exam room and asks her what kind of contraception they are using. She says "jelly" and he asks her "what kind?". Her answer: "Grape"

Ba-dum-tshhhh.

red dog 1

(32,489 posts)
34. Reminds me of the audience of the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson
Reply to aeromanKC (Reply #30)
Mon Dec 2, 2019, 07:11 PM
Dec 2019

They used to do that a lot.

red dog 1

(32,489 posts)
40. Donald Trump is so dumb, he think world affairs involves screwing another
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Sat Dec 7, 2019, 06:58 PM
Dec 2019

Slovenian model.

MatthewHatesTrump2

(915 posts)
49. Trump is so dumb, he thought Jefferson Airplane was something Thomas Jefferson invented
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Thu Dec 19, 2019, 03:26 PM
Dec 2019

to oversee Monticello.

red dog 1

(32,489 posts)
50. Donald Trump is so dumb it took him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Thu Dec 19, 2019, 09:27 PM
Dec 2019

(As if that idiot EVER watches 60 Minutes), since it's not on Fox News.

red dog 1

(32,489 posts)
58. Shitler is so dumb
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Sun Jan 5, 2020, 08:04 PM
Jan 2020

when you look up the word "stupid" in the dictionary, there's a photo of HIM!

red dog 1

(32,489 posts)
61. Trump is so dumb he actually believes that he won the presidency
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Tue Jan 7, 2020, 04:44 AM
Jan 2020

by winning the popular vote.

red dog 1

(32,489 posts)
63. Donald Trump is so dumb he often gets lost in the White House,
Reply to red dog 1 (Original post)
Wed Jan 8, 2020, 07:52 PM
Jan 2020

and the Secret Service have to help him find his way.

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