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PJMcK

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Wed Nov 2, 2022, 05:43 PM Nov 2022

Dad joke of the day

Q: How do you mend a broken jack-o-lantern?

A: Use a pumpkin patch.

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Dad joke of the day (Original Post) PJMcK Nov 2022 OP
My gourd. Harker Nov 2022 #1
If you don't mend it, it goes squash! 🎃 🏋🏿 Ziggysmom Nov 2022 #2
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