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Duncanpup

(15,063 posts) Sun Jan 15, 2023, 04:30 PM Jan 2023

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A father gets his son and daughter on a call and tells them your mom and I are getting divorced.

The kids are hysterical Dad you and Mom have been married 40 year's do not file any divorce paperwork until we both fly in to talk to you.

The father hangs up the phone turns to his wife and smiles and says dear they both are coming for Christmas and paying their own airfare.

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A father gets his son and daughter on a call and tells them your mom and I are getting divorced. (Original Post) Duncanpup Jan 2023 OP

Good one! 🤣👍 SheltieLover Jan 2023 #1

Another positive --- the xmas gift is cheap. Just say "OK, we'll stay together because of you." erronis Jan 2023 #2

ROFL Joinfortmill Jan 2023 #3

True story - a guy in Texas couldn't get his family to come visit, so Liberty Belle Jan 2023 #4

Hilarious Duncanpup Jan 2023 #5

😁 Yup, that'd work. Duppers Jan 2023 #10

You are such a scamp. GentryDixon Jan 2023 #6

⬆️⬆️this⬆️⬆️ irisblue Jan 2023 #7

AND there goes another keyboard rurallib Jan 2023 #8

Real good one KS Toronado Jan 2023 #9

Sorry Rebl2 Jan 2023 #11

Yeah. Yeah it was. rubbersole Jan 2023 #12

ROFL SouthernDem4ever Jan 2023 #13

Too good malaise Jan 2023 #14

Wouldn't work with us. DFW Jan 2023 #15

Awesome friend like you my wife and I Duncanpup Jan 2023 #16

We were together 8 years before getting married DFW Jan 2023 #17

P.S. DFW Jan 2023 #18

SheltieLover

(73,203 posts)

1. Good one! 🤣👍

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 04:53 PM

Jan 2023

erronis

(21,146 posts)

2. Another positive --- the xmas gift is cheap. Just say "OK, we'll stay together because of you."

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:09 PM

Jan 2023

I almost thought you were going to write that the kids said "Well, what took you so long?"

Joinfortmill

(18,805 posts)

3. ROFL

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:23 PM

Jan 2023

Liberty Belle

(9,684 posts)

4. True story - a guy in Texas couldn't get his family to come visit, so

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:26 PM

Jan 2023

He had them all sent notifications that he'd died and inviting them to the reading of his will.

He was very wealthy, having made a fortune in alfalfa farming (he was a classmate of my mother's).

Imagine how surprised those relatives must have been to find out they were having a family reunion, not a funeral -- and any inheritance would not be received anytime soon since the "deceased" was alive and well!

Duncanpup

(15,063 posts)

5. Hilarious

Reply to Liberty Belle (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:27 PM

Jan 2023

Duppers

(28,412 posts)

10. 😁 Yup, that'd work.

Reply to Liberty Belle (Reply #4)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 06:48 PM

Jan 2023

GentryDixon

(3,077 posts)

6. You are such a scamp.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 05:48 PM

Jan 2023

irisblue

(35,803 posts)

7. ⬆️⬆️this⬆️⬆️

Reply to GentryDixon (Reply #6)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 06:21 PM

Jan 2023

rurallib

(64,104 posts)

8. AND there goes another keyboard

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 06:32 PM

Jan 2023

KS Toronado

(21,138 posts)

9. Real good one

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 06:34 PM

Jan 2023

Rebl2

(16,885 posts)

11. Sorry

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 07:12 PM

Jan 2023

Not funny

rubbersole

(10,376 posts)

12. Yeah. Yeah it was.

Reply to Rebl2 (Reply #11)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 07:19 PM

Jan 2023

Love ya Rebl2!

SouthernDem4ever

(6,618 posts)

13. ROFL

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Sun Jan 15, 2023, 10:00 PM

Jan 2023

malaise

(288,441 posts)

14. Too good

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Jan 16, 2023, 08:49 AM

Jan 2023

DFW

(58,818 posts)

15. Wouldn't work with us.

Reply to Duncanpup (Original post)

Mon Jan 16, 2023, 10:20 AM

Jan 2023

Our daughters would just say, "yeah, right. What did you really call for?"
?

(And we HAVE been married for 40 years)

Duncanpup

(15,063 posts)

16. Awesome friend like you my wife and I

Reply to DFW (Reply #15)

Mon Jan 16, 2023, 11:11 AM

Jan 2023

We were married 36 years.

DFW

(58,818 posts)

17. We were together 8 years before getting married

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #16)

Mon Jan 16, 2023, 12:56 PM

Jan 2023

We just never found the time. As it was, my brother ended up being the one who invited us to our wedding. If he hadn’t, we probably would never have gotten around to it.

DFW

(58,818 posts)

18. P.S.

Reply to Duncanpup (Reply #16)

Mon Jan 16, 2023, 06:44 PM

Jan 2023

By the way, losing your partner after 36 years must have been the biggest blow that ever befell you. I would be a total wreck.

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