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Marthe48

(21,514 posts)
Wed Apr 26, 2023, 03:16 PM Apr 2023

updated Joke

trump was in an elevator and a guy got on.
As they descended, the guy made a face and said, "Did you crap your pants?"
And trump said, "yeah."
And the guy said, "Why don't you clean up?"
And trump says, "I'm not done yet."

Heh, heh, heh.

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updated Joke (Original Post) Marthe48 Apr 2023 OP
😁 CentralMass Apr 2023 #1
Alternative punchline: Mr.Bill Apr 2023 #2
It works on so many levels Marthe48 Apr 2023 #3
The guy is a joke. Mr.Bill Apr 2023 #4
yep Marthe48 Apr 2023 #5

Mr.Bill

(24,906 posts)
2. Alternative punchline:
Wed Apr 26, 2023, 06:33 PM
Apr 2023

"Why should I? Everyone knows a Democrat always shows up to clean up a republican mess."

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