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MiHale

(12,075 posts)
Sat Dec 2, 2023, 05:08 PM Dec 2023

Seems as though court stuff is all around us...so

a little courtroom humor…

A judge asks a defendant to please stand.

"You are charged with murdering a garbage man with a chainsaw."

From the back of the courtroom, a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"

"Silence in the court!" The judge turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."

"You tightwad!" blurts the spectator.

"Quiet!" yelled the judge.

"You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."

"You cheap son of a... " the spectator starts to shout.

The judge thunders back, " I will hold you in contempt! What is the reason for your outbursts?"

"I've lived next to that lying bastard for 10 years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one?"

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Seems as though court stuff is all around us...so (Original Post) MiHale Dec 2023 OP
I plan to steal this joke. KnR. NNadir Dec 2023 #1
You're an accomplice if you do...😂 MiHale Dec 2023 #2
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