Secondly his toes may get stomped into little squashes

from quality products, and will provide the level of support and comfort required by a professional athlete, does he?

Amway will pay for it from overpriced laundry soap.

That’s assuming the shoes ever get to him in the first place.

more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single bound.

Those shoes aren't meant for high end athletic activities.
His feet will bleeding before the first half is over.
He's just talking to talk.